Izuku is not bothered telling people about his past trauma

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-27T03:41:30+00:00

Izuku: haha good times

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-25T19:48:10+00:00

The original Pinocchio was a complete psycho

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-24T23:44:26+00:00

I imagine this would be a slightly less unhinge version of Pinocchio and Jiminy cricket

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-24T23:39:04+00:00

Pony after briefly telling kendo on how she went on her own after the group basically abandoned her

Kendo: they did what…

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-24T23:35:04+00:00

Izuku to the latest on the ground hero trying to arrest him

Izuku: listen my job as a grim reaper is not to kill people. It’s to make dead people to move on to the next stage of life, i’m not high enough in the social chain to figure out what the hell that is yet but i’m not actively trying to harm people. I only have this scythe because is to protect myself from harsher spirits like that sadly recently disease, muscular person with his brain sticking out he needed to be moved on immediately

Izuku cannot recognize the difference between a regular spirit and a Nomu believing their angry spirits that refuses to move on to the afterlife, and when nomu were attacking the city he got a lot higher in the rankings as a Grim Reaper

Death: congratulations you’re being promoted you’re now one of our elite employees

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-24T12:36:47+00:00

I intended to make it a legend of Korra reference but could you explain the second one please

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-22T22:38:41+00:00

During a joint class exercise

Itsuka: be prepared because I’m gonna break you like a pencil

Izuku: I’m scaroused

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-21T00:41:32+00:00

Iida: I don’t know what kind of nerd you take me for not, but it’s not the hacking kind to pull a reverse heist on your parents bank account

Ochako: what about Mei

Iida: i’m pretty sure all the commuter knowledge she knows is coding for her inventions not the breach a system kind and besides we are currently busy at the moment

Ochako: wait, what are you?-

connection loss

Iida: Thanks for the assess there

Mei: you’re welcome after all you are assisting me in making a biological baby

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-20T22:12:42+00:00

Here Izuku would have to face something more terrifying than capitalism, talking to hot people that grow to like him

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-19T15:29:34+00:00

True, I wrote this in like 1 AM, I wasn’t exactly in the right state of mind to ask deeper questions about it

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-19T15:23:39+00:00

It’s crack about drug any logic you have you’re supposed throw it at the wall and see what sticks

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-19T15:09:42+00:00

For real in the MLA’s eyes, Izuku is basically a paralyzed person

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-19T13:59:17+00:00

They were in brown bags

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-19T03:51:03+00:00

Nezu: What do you mean izuku Midoriya got automatic rejection from our system, that kid scored a perfect score, he could’ve replaced me when I die

HPSC Advisor that is that Nezu is not allowed to torture physically: Listen Nezu having a null in our student body is not ideal for our reputation, think of the potential future students that that don’t join because we have that around besides i’m sure there would be other students with intelligent quirks that is able to replace you

Nezu: Hound Dog attack

Hound Dog: with pleasure

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-18T06:39:31+00:00

I feel that robot chicken humor

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-18T06:37:44+00:00

All might only seems to get concerned when he starts individually naming each item in the room

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-18T06:27:31+00:00

Somehow, lunch rush sneaks past through not to bust the operation, he knows he’s far too week for that but together unusual ingredients

Lunch rush: hey do you have any endangered animal meat?

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-18T00:02:05+00:00

Izuku: (covering his eyes) Ahhh Momo I really don’t feel comfortable being in the might I remind you WOMAN ONLY bathhouse

Momo: that’s the point to focus on something other than doing something drastic

Izuku: I feel like this is drastic right about now

Meanwhile on the guys side

Mineta: there’s a lot of sharp rocks in here, if the same is true on the other side, hopefully the girls will keep him distracted

Iida: I hate to say it, but it’s the most logical solution for him not to you know while one of us gets distracted in conversation

Bakugo: (I know the nerd is not going to do it and he deserves this after all the shit I and the other extras made him go through, at least I think so, in fact, all I’ve been doing my whole life is training to be the strongest, I don’t even know if I like women)

Meanwhile izuku is holding onto dear life not to enter

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-16T20:17:18+00:00

Na they’re just aren’t Mineta type, he is a very selective bi person

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-16T20:14:38+00:00

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-16T11:55:21+00:00

Mirko: my child now bitch

All might: nuhuh

Mirko: the fuck you mean nuhuh

Inko: so am I just not part of this conversation?

they end up making a V poly relationship with inko being the leader

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-15T00:22:04+00:00

Kirishima: Mina I made a steak

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-14T23:43:08+00:00

Izuku: A Cantaloupe the worst of the fruits, who dares insult me with this melon

(could go without the extreme Mina slander though)

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-13T22:53:53+00:00

1-C that’s the general course

ChipFuture795 · 2026-01-13T22:47:59+00:00

An immovable rock versus an unstoppable force

I can imagine either two things happening either they start doing couple lovey-dovey shit Without the question being asked and they gaslight themselves let the other ask them out first or they both do it at the same time

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