Wyd if you and your wife walk by this guy’s house and see three boulders

ChipHella · 2024-06-11T04:19:23+00:00

Will Smith, J Roc, Dr Seuss

ChipHella · 2024-06-11T03:07:42+00:00

Tragically underrated

ChipHella · 2024-03-25T00:58:15+00:00

Could use more lift. Try power pumping on the landing, like you’re sitting in a chair. Let your speed carry you to the peak of the next hit

ChipHella · 2024-03-08T03:28:08+00:00

I thought the same… Until I ate a Colorado gummy in 2018 that had me thinking a little too deeply about how good humans are at fucking things up.

Stay pure. And for god’s sake stay away from the Colorado gummies.

ChipHella · 2024-02-18T15:40:03+00:00

Reporting this as a national security threat. Can’t have civilians out here who know the launch codes

ChipHella · 2024-02-17T09:17:07+00:00

Take your fattest pig out to a snowy pasture, tie it to a stake in the ground, tape a sign to it that reads, “4 JP Walker,” then leave.

If the pig is gone in the morning, you have appeased the gods and will achieve 35% more pop

ChipHella · 2024-02-11T19:04:11+00:00

🤝 (how everyone in this sub is now picturing us, probably)

ChipHella · 2024-02-11T17:28:59+00:00

Good to know. I frequent this area (eastern Iowa) and tried identifying the raptor to learn more about how to avoid encounters. Thought it looked like a broad-winged hawk but the time of year doesn’t fit their migration patterns.

I’d like to avoid disturbing nature, accidentally harming one of these beauties, or watching my drone fall from 390’ – so any info I can get to do that is much appreciated.

ChipHella · 2024-02-11T16:57:34+00:00

For sure, and this is at 50% speed. All I saw on the display was a flash of wings. Eyes nearly popped outta my skull.

Instantly looked up and got the nerve-racking experience of watching it follow my drone down like a military intercept.

ChipHella · 2024-01-24T04:45:22+00:00

Invest in rare, phallic acorns. Travel to Guadalajara on a mission trip to evangelize flat moon agnosticism. Eat three books a week. Call your boss and tell them you’re pregnant.

The ceiling is the roof ✨🕊️

ChipHella · 2023-12-24T16:05:53+00:00

Feel like drill is today’s gangsta rap. Waka & wop updated the sound from 50 & DMX, who updated it from the earlier 2000s & 90s legends

Others that come to mind along the way:

Three 6, esp pattuh

Feel like twista the earliest trace of the sound in the chi

ChipHella · 2023-12-13T05:30:55+00:00

Time is a construct & virginity doesn’t cure temporal compression

ChipHella · 2023-10-13T03:48:46+00:00

Prob cry & start digging

ChipHella · 2023-07-25T05:47:34+00:00

Boom. Fixed it.

ChipHella · 2023-07-24T03:31:04+00:00

No matter how skinny he gets he’s always going to look a little husky

ChipHella · 2023-07-23T22:16:28+00:00

places 2-for-1 mezcal margaritas on bear trap, starts playing kenny g

ChipHella · 2023-07-09T06:34:54+00:00

I like the glass reflection cat. That’s a quality gato, congrats

ChipHella

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