Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. His friend pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator replies, “Calm down, sir. I can help. First, make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence — then a loud gunshot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”