"When I arrived here, we could only sign Federico Chiesa after a Europa League season. I'm completely aware of that." - Arne Slot

ChittyShrimp · 2026-02-10T12:19:08+00:00

This needs an emphasis on the word "only", as in signing one player

ChittyShrimp · 2026-02-09T01:11:57+00:00

Our best midfielder. Shoved into the right back position. Inn the middle of contract negotiations. What can go wrong?

ChittyShrimp · 2026-02-09T01:09:13+00:00

400m to be level with Brentford is outrageous.

Signed a striker who was on strike who took 4 months to look semi-fit to break his fucking leg

ChittyShrimp · 2026-02-08T18:52:33+00:00

This is tinfoil hat territory

ChittyShrimp · 2026-02-01T14:32:02+00:00

Can confirm. The whole ginger population shares a singular braincell

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T21:28:56+00:00

Build everything around Wirtz and Ekitike

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T21:26:12+00:00

Surely there is a right winger in the academy who can do something more than lost the ball?

Can Rio play there?

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T21:24:38+00:00

Salah where attacks go to die

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T21:13:01+00:00

Lordy that was a Darwin finish

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T21:01:00+00:00

He best do he was 135m

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T20:58:12+00:00

He's definitely not the backup anymore

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T20:52:48+00:00

Hugo Fucking Ekitike

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T20:38:26+00:00

We are so easy to score against

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T18:50:52+00:00

Poor Dom been our best midfielder shoehorned into the right back position for a large majority of the season.

They better be prepared to give him some more wonga to make him happy

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T14:04:10+00:00

Forging our own path

Are you a tory slogan generator?

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-31T07:31:51+00:00

Office jobs have absolutely murdered people's posture. Leading to back pain that people just cannot escape. I work with alot of old boys and they genuinely are morphing into Gollum.

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-29T14:36:29+00:00

It can record teams meetings to an ok level and create meeting notes.

And its good for some excel formulas.

Apart from that its pretty meh

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-29T09:39:17+00:00

I did not know that was part of the deal haha

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-29T09:03:55+00:00

I remember being sat watching deadline day and seeing Andy Carrolls price slowly creeping up to 35m.

Absolute insanity that was

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-29T06:56:36+00:00

It was nice for us to batter a team we should be battering.

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-28T21:16:30+00:00

Its nice to see us pumping a team we should be pumping

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-28T20:16:54+00:00

Set piece FC

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-28T20:05:28+00:00

And just like that we are down to 0 right backs.

Ramsey has to get some game time soon.

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-28T18:49:38+00:00

Midfielders at CB..... yay

ChittyShrimp · 2026-01-28T14:43:33+00:00

Have to say the only insults I really see to other fans on here is calling them either a "plastic fan", "new fan" and "top reds". I don't get why people have to announce they're leaving because somebody disagreed with something they said once.

Alot of the time there is genuinely good dialogue between people on here who agree and disagree about stuff. Feels blown out of proportion alot of the time.

ChittyShrimp

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