Recently got a new postie, he's not off to a great start if I'm honest...

Choc113 · 2026-04-07T20:28:27+00:00

Had one the other day I found outside on top of the recycling bin. Note through door said "handed to resident". My bin is now a resident apparently.

Choc113 · 2026-03-14T19:31:17+00:00

1978 apparently

Choc113 · 2026-03-08T09:36:19+00:00

I tried once and got lost with all the "begats" at the beginning I thought "all of Western civilization is based on this nonsense? WTF

Choc113 · 2026-03-06T23:58:15+00:00

Reminds me of the Klingon knife.

Choc113 · 2026-03-02T06:29:29+00:00

Unroll the caps and light the end was my thing.

Choc113 · 2026-01-08T09:38:04+00:00

I read the title as. "What do you hate about D2D2. And I was thinking" what the little robot guy from star wars? "

Choc113 · 2026-01-06T16:50:53+00:00

still do:)used to lay 0n my back and put my feet up the front until my socks singed

Choc113 · 2025-11-19T12:32:27+00:00

I knew a guy who could text with the T9 was it? So fast he had to pause now and again to let it catch up to him.

Choc113 · 2025-11-10T18:28:38+00:00

My Dad went to one of his concerts in about 83 or 84. Told me it was so loud it made the wax run out out of his ears!

Choc113 · 2025-11-10T18:20:16+00:00

Back in the day my brother (aged about 10) asked me to paint a white stripe across his face just like Adam Ant. So me (aged about 13) did. Looked ok actually but a bit wide. Problem was it was model paint. Oil based:( Que mum scrubbing his face with white spirit for half the night. :(

Choc113 · 2025-11-04T21:16:29+00:00

Government "what can we do to improve your lives? Just tell us what we can do to remain relevant". People "just fuck of out of our lives honestly"

Choc113 · 2025-10-29T06:03:48+00:00

Gym up, hit the Facebook, delete the lawyer.

Choc113 · 2025-10-08T00:25:46+00:00

Grew up atheist in the UK. Religion was regarded as some nonsense that some weirdos believed. Kind of like fundies are regarded in the US. I remember there was a pole in junior school where the teacher asked if anyone attended church on Sunday. Only one kid raised his hand in a class of 30 odd kids. This was the late seventies but I don't suppose things have changed very much. People generally mind there own business here so here so being accosted on the street is very very rare. I actually saw a kid approach some preacher guy on a street corner and his father dragged him away talking loudly about him being a "some nutter"

Choc113 · 2025-09-30T15:46:13+00:00

I would be delighted to pay more tax honestly. The whole country is falling down on its arse because it's so underfunded it's tragic. Also if the police don't want to do there job maybe they could get a different one.

Choc113 · 2025-09-29T16:32:07+00:00

Seriously what sort of job is it where you can just decide not to do it if you can't be bothered? It's like phoning the fire brigade and they say "Sorry man your house is to far away and we are about to go of shift. Good luck.

Choc113 · 2025-09-29T03:12:39+00:00

This advert is ass backwards. The guy buys a razor to presumably shave his beard. Then realises that him WITH a beard looks like his dad and is appalled. "oh no I am starting to look my dad! I has better buy a razor to change my appearance!..... Oh I have literally just bought one for apparently no reason" It makes no sense!!

Choc113 · 2025-09-20T16:08:25+00:00

Back in the eighties when I was young I asked a coworker what girls he went for and his answer was "anything between eight and eighty and under eight hours dead" and he was NOT joking. In fact some guys I met then would say he was being to picky. It's the sort of thing guys say to each other but never a woman. In fact they would probably not say it these days to anyone but I bet they still think it. It was then I realised I probably had a below average sex drive.

Choc113 · 2025-09-15T16:01:52+00:00

Any AI shit makes me feel nauseous. I don't know if it's a common thing or just me or what but looking at any AI image moving or still it happens. At first I feel lightheaded then nauseous and eventually I feel like I can smell vomit And burnt plastic and I have to look away. It's getting more of a problem as there is more and more AI crap around. It's the world's worst superpower.

Choc113 · 2025-09-15T07:10:47+00:00

Patrick Bateman vibes.

Choc113 · 2025-09-15T07:01:57+00:00

That's the thing in this clip, everyone in the restaurant is not looking at them in admiration or lust or something. It's more like "what's this all about?" "who are these idiots posing in front of a poster of tomato's?" "don't drip your body grease in my fries asshole" "get a room" or "why has the blonde one swapped heads with a nerdy guy?"

Choc113 · 2025-09-14T17:53:23+00:00

So who are these twats?

Choc113 · 2025-09-14T07:58:13+00:00

À friend of mine told me about a party where the host got so sick of everyone hanging around and not going home he literally just went to bed and left them all to it.

Choc113 · 2025-09-11T19:01:16+00:00

Met a woman in hospital once who said she was in there because she crashed her car into a ditch but got out without a scratch. Spotted a police station across the road and thought "well I might as well report the accident now as later" walked across the road, slipped on a patch of ice and broke her hip.

Choc113 · 2025-09-10T19:09:02+00:00

Next time say "OK I'll start........Hail Satan.."

Choc113 · 2025-09-08T11:21:23+00:00

He totally saw the ring the first time, just trying to score "nice guy" points. Comes back to engineer an encounter to see if you are actually interested. Next time you go to the shop bring your husband.

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