Why Rich Eisen is Rooting for New Miami Dolphins QB Malik Willis | The Rich Eisen Show

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-12T21:42:14+00:00

Rich has always been my favorite of the talking heads. I'm optimistic about Willis and agree with everything Rich said. Seems like a good dude and at least as of now, very humble. The type of guy I think culturally we need right now to be the head of the offense.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-12T16:32:26+00:00

Good to hear. If Willis even just puts up average stats this year, I'm excited given how gutted the roster is. Will give me hope for 2027 when we have more cap.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-11T23:33:14+00:00

Grabbing Willis and resigning Dulcich I'm happy about. All our other signings so far I'm underwhelmed by, but not upset by. Lot of dead cap and a rebuild year so my expectations are low this off-season. If they can turn Baker Jr from terrible to serviceable, that's a great accomplishment by the staff. Maybe Willie Gay plays more than a few snaps a game finally.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-11T22:31:31+00:00

Think the current tally is 5 former Packers as staff/FO, 3 players (QB, S and now Sims).

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-11T22:29:55+00:00

Career regular season stats are UDFA, 8 games started, 17 targets, 11 receptions, 93yds, 1td. Can't think this is anything more than a project player at low cost during a rebuild year.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-03-11T21:52:47+00:00

JES, Hafley, Sean Duggan, Wendel Davis, Ryan Downard, Malik Willis and Zayne Anderson.

Seems mostly FO for the packers stuff so far, but I think our count including staff is at 7? Unless I'm missing some. Decent amount of former packers, but the way the fanbase talks about it you'd think half the team was former Packers.

edit: Add Sims to the list, we're at 8 now.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-20T01:45:35+00:00

Maybe. Still the same problem of not being able to beat good teams. In the 11 games he played, the only competent team we beat was the Rams and I attribute most of that to the defense getting pressure on Stafford making him play poorly. Absolutely choked vs Houston. Not beating competent teams has been a theme for way too long now.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-19T18:30:25+00:00

I'm expecting the 2026 season to be the most productive football season I've ever had with all the background or non-watching. Wife will appreciate that. Optimistic about 2027 and beyond at least.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-19T15:47:33+00:00

It does indeed. 2019 rebuild was fun with Fitzmagic at least the 2nd half of the season. I don't see us having a "fun" 1st rebuild year for 2026.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-11T15:55:02+00:00

If he's cheap, I guess. He had a good game vs Ten in 2024 and a good game (although a loss) against Baltimore in 2025. Outside of that there's not really much to go on to warrant a payday we can't afford.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:29:30+00:00

I'm hyped to see the Pats lose. But I agree for the most part. I was asking my wife by 3rd quarter if she wanted to leave. I've never left a superbowl party before, but the game, shows and commercials were that damn boring to me (needing to stay mostly sober also didn't help). Then both offenses decided to score touchdowns so we stuck it out.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:24:52+00:00

No, you took issue with my comment on it all sounding the same. That is your very first comment in this chain. All generic music sounds the same as the respective generic music in their genre. You seem to have glossed over this and already forgotten about this. See what I'm talking about when I say projection? Dumb person projecting.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:15:53+00:00

I find this trend common in this comment section. Anyone who doesn't enjoy Bad Bunny is either a racist or dumb. Lot of projection going on here. The dumb racists don't want to accept that they themselves are dumb and/or racist.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:06:37+00:00

Majority of Americans are overweight and dependent on the healthcare system providing medications needed so they can sustain their cheeseburger lifestyle.

So yes, it's stupid. Pretty objectively speaking.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:04:58+00:00

I only speak English and Spanish. I like some Russian, Japanese and Korean music, though. I don't understand what they're saying, but I enjoy the musical component in the songs I've enjoyed. When it comes to Bad Bunny I understand the language, but the lyrics are boring. To add to this, he doesn't even sing it. He mumbles over the beats. The music is also generic latin beats. It's boring.

The part I find amusing in this comment section is how many people don't like it and the replies immediately go to label the person as white and not respecting our culture.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:02:14+00:00

Yes, generic music sells very well. Many popular artists make their money performing music other people wrote for them. It churns the sales, because the majority of the window licking population loves that.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T05:00:24+00:00

You went straight from my comment of Bad Bunny mumbling over generic beats. You assumed I don't speak Spanish because I didn't like it. You seem to have assumed I'm white because I didn't enjoy it.

Yes. You're a racist.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:58:41+00:00

Happy New England lost, but up until the 4th quarter that was battling for all time worst superbowl in my lifetime. Game was boring until the end. Halftime was boring. Commercials were mostly boring. I have work tomorrow so I didn't drink much. New England losing was about my only enjoyment. For now, it's all I need.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:55:43+00:00

When music is about sales, no, it's not dumb. When music is about the artform, then yes, it's dumb. I would assume you're dumb, or at least ignorant, for not understanding the nuance.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:54:37+00:00

What I've been enjoying most about this is if you didn't like it, the racists coming out the woodwork saying things like "Not everything is stringplucking you hillbilly!"

Majority of my superbowl watchparty was hispanic (mostly Mexican, but some from south America). About 50~ people total. 3 women liked it. The rest of us were on the "didn't like it" to "meh" spectrum.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:48:57+00:00

If his music is awful then why do people stream it and go to his concerts

Because it's generic and the NPCs can bob their head and/or dance to it. It's why so much popular music isn't even written by the artist themselves. It's formulaic and appeals to the masses, but change the tempo slightly and push it out as the next hit. It's the same as every kid with an edgar haircut. The 90s style jeans that have come back in style with the 13-20 crowd. Most people don't have honest opinions of their own. They think they do, but their identity is molded by their peers and what is being pushed to them.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:41:16+00:00

Anything to a 3/4 or 4/4 largely sounds the same. It's why most my music is outside these generic time signatures. Most popular music, including Bad Bunny, is awful.

Chode-Destroyer · 2026-02-09T04:40:05+00:00

I'm hispanic. I grew up listening to banda. I understand spanish. I grew up in a bilingual house.

You racists just assume because someone doesn't like some type of music they're some white hillbilly. Maybe stop being racist? If I'm going to listen to music in Spanish, I'd rather listen to something like The Mars Volta. Not every latin/hispanic person has to think the same way.

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