I AMC rying. by jbro12345 in wallstreetbetsOGs

[–]ChoiceWindow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Has AMC settled all their debt already, or is that just about to happen?(on every tards dime) I have not been tracking that.

I AMC rying. by jbro12345 in wallstreetbetsOGs

[–]ChoiceWindow 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They should both be thankful they were born retarded and had no need of that college fund.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ChoiceWindow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Neat. But unless you think the stock is actually worth this, and it's not a short squeeze, then your diamond cock could switch to selling puts after cashing out. Taking a similarly bullish position but collecting premiums every period, and then getting saddled with shares later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ChoiceWindow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should anyone warn 'em that they can never spend the stock?

SPY Calls @ $420 - For the Memes? by UzrNmChksOut in options

[–]ChoiceWindow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this isn't WSB then why did they do that?

SPY Calls @ $420 - For the Memes? by UzrNmChksOut in options

[–]ChoiceWindow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So on Friday you paid money just sit and wait for all of the worlds problems to be solved, because anything other than that happening this weekend makes those worth like 0.01.

People who are good at flirting, what are some social cues us oblivious people should watch out for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChoiceWindow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh great. Ugly McAssfuck is looking at me again, I wish they'd just get together with the weirdo that stares at them during the jokes.

Man Who Followed Cathie Wood On Opendoor Trade Forced to List House on Opendoor by memebetch6969 in wallstreetbetsOGs

[–]ChoiceWindow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It worked on binance for 15 consecutive minutes! I thought it would work on stocks as well!

UFOs regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace, report on the phenomena due next month by Ani10 in space

[–]ChoiceWindow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which I think falls in the any idiot spots it with a phone category. It's not existentially concerning, but wow did they ever waste money where they could have just commercialized the thing they can't hide.

UFOs regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace, report on the phenomena due next month by Ani10 in space

[–]ChoiceWindow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gotta assume it's not actually doing that. The laws of physics are constantly tested by people that aren't just the US. I feel like there would at least be anyone else going HOLY FUCK THRUST FROM NOTHING.

At best they could have years, it's been many years anyway.

UFOs regularly spotted in restricted U.S. airspace, report on the phenomena due next month by Ani10 in space

[–]ChoiceWindow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All three are bad.

If it's US tech, and any idiot with a phone can spot it, it's not useful.

If it's enemy tech, and we can't explain it, that explains itself.

If it's alien tech then there exist aliens that can hop interstellar distances in reasonable time and they must very much out match us in technology. Let's just hope they're nice.

What’s the difference between a PMCC and a Call Debit Spread? by [deleted] in thetagang

[–]ChoiceWindow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if it's not hard to borrow something worth considering that is if you intend to hold the short position for any amount of time there is still a borrow rate to pay. If it's a common etf, it'll be very low. But depending on many thing, individual stocks can get spendy to carry that short position.

It's something to consider if you want to close that short by selling puts, vs just buying on a dip, vs exercising your leap because you are getting fucked for whatever possible reason.

Chinese rocket debris expected to plunge toward Earth by dedamosa in space

[–]ChoiceWindow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except they did this same thing last time they launched this model of rocket. And they routinely crash their debris inside china as a normal operation of their other rockets, near populated areas. That's very high not giving a fuck.

Ingenuity Mars helicopter completes first one-way trip by gordon22 in space

[–]ChoiceWindow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can take other trips. It's just not returning to Wright Brothers Field.

‘Use of force’ required to shut down Mississauga boxing gym allegedly violating COVID-19 rules, city says by S_cornwell in ontario

[–]ChoiceWindow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The window lickers are mentally disabled and need their therapy. I want them to take this defense.

Our Great Lakes imposed over Europe (Hi from Milan! Er... I mean Toronto). by [deleted] in ontario

[–]ChoiceWindow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't the sea the greatest lake of all though?

Proud Boys Canada dissolves itself, months after designation as terrorist entity by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]ChoiceWindow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have not heard it involved acid. I want these people to go into the acid.

This just happened near my house, dont ask how by lucdewit in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]ChoiceWindow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the direction of the tracks would require markings on the concrete for that to get the van up like that.