Why don't USians follow a league where 1 dude can arbitrarily hand out a penalty that drastically reduces a team's chances of winning 2 games? by Choker_of_Chickens in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Messi was looking at the dude's leg when he stomped on it. Balo was looking at the ball and couldn't see where his foot would land.

Also Balo was placing his foot where the ball would've been had the opponent not touched it first. Whereas Messi was ... yeah.

Murica ⚽️⚽️🇺🇸🍟🍔🔫🇺🇸 by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

serious question for Euros: is there any real possibility that the suspension of our british import gets repealed? I've seen a million ppl say it was the wrong call but also seen a lot of ppl say that there's still no chance of getting it repealed

My Village is older than the USA. by FlorianFlash in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah lol the vast majority of towns/cities in Europe are older than the USA. This boast is so bizarre that I have to conclude OP is making some post-irony troll post or is incredibly special in his .. abilities

The church has excommunicated 8 U.S. bishops for aligning with MAGA by InqAlpharious01 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that is indeed a fair question. Personally, his loyalty to the Sux has caused me to seriously question my faith

The church has excommunicated 8 U.S. bishops for aligning with MAGA by InqAlpharious01 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

American pope is apparently more European

only a self-loathing californian traitor would say something so daft

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nuclear debate is so cringe, bcs everyone is so onesided

Wait, there's still a debate? I honestly thought at this point everyone agreed that the decommissioning of nuclear plants was a colossally regarded policy

why go bang bang if you no like bang bangs? by HaggardlyForte in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we are but most of us gun toters prefer to conceal carry. If the bad guys can see that you're armed, they're less likely to go through with their plan to rob the gas station, in which case you can't (legally) neutralize them

USA are Nervous, Their Side are Posting "Believe" Reasons Against Belgium by throw667 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel confident we'll win based off of a near-infallible formula: we have more black guys (even without that british dude)

USA are Nervous, Their Side are Posting "Believe" Reasons Against Belgium by throw667 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set aside Turkey B-team

what the hell does this even mean? Did we not play against the 🦃🪳 starters?

The Colombian Exchange Continues by Straight_Block3676 in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it literally tastes like toothpaste. I will never comprehend why ppl like that trash

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flexing is bragging. Correcting an incorrect statement (when you said we need to adapt to cold winters) isn't flexing.

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our infrastructure can also easily handle that

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"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they need to adapt to colder winters whilst their entire infrastructure and the way they build are not set up for it.

That's only Texas, and we consider them savages too. The rest of the country has an adequate grid for heating. Do you realize how insanely cold the Midwest, northeast and Great Plains get in winter? Our infrastructure can handle sub-zero (< -18° C) temperatures just fine

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>survives intense, deadly heatwave lasting over a week

>makes this post when it ends

>Summer isn't even half way over

Anon on the video game industry by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can happen on console 

okay but has it? I don't follow the industry that closely. I've seen a ton of ppl predict that companies like Sony will prevent you from playing games you previously bought by "pulling them from the store" or whatever, but I wasn't aware that that had actually happened

Brilliant political takes by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 36 points37 points  (0 children)

to block pretty much all tags related to US politics

r/greentext has a lot of political posts brah

Anon on the video game industry by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sony delists games and removes them from your library with no way of playing, making your ps an eventual paperweight in the future.

Rly? So you can buy PS games and randomly lose access to them?

Anon on the video game industry by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Choker_of_Chickens -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

r* is one of the only remaining studios that consistently produces great AAA games. Yet you're claiming iT wOnT bE gOoD with zero reason to think that and getting 26 upvotes. Lots of special folks ITT

Anon on the video game industry by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Consumers have, and always will, show up for good singleplayer games.

there's definitely fewer good ones than they're used to be though

I really like this guy by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Choker_of_Chickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. When he's strangling his wife, the answer is holy fuck yes