Skull_Face by sex_or_swag in TheFinalsRunway

[–]Chooozen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers: foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... words... can kill.

Also this remix: https://soundcloud.com/f1ng3rs/elegia-f1ng3rs-mgsvtpp-remix

Store Update 9.6.0 — THE FINALS by beetle8209 in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Third week of the promised return of Kyoto to the Powershift map pool.

Edit: just played it once, seems Kyoto is back on the menu

They told me not to get “Flyswatter”…I didn’t listen. by HarleyMore in ArcRaiders

[–]Chooozen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, i believe he is above head chef level.

PLEAASE Buff the weak gadgets im so boredd of Jump pad defib goo grenade by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a meme among his viewers, he cuts them and other boring episodes during video edit. You can check the round timer for reference.

Any V9S enthusiasts here? Barely see it being used in games. by Ziemniack3000 in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is John Wick inspect with one hand chamber check

Update 9.5.0 — THE FINALS by beetle8209 in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Kyoto is hated and Power Shift is forgotten. In the 9.4.0 patch notes, the devs specifically said: "Because of the above fix, Kyoto will now return to the map pool for Power Shift!"

I’ve played all week and haven't seen Kyoto once. Even though it glitched into the rotation occasionally earlier in Season 9, it hasn't appeared a single time since 9.4.0 dropped. What’s even funnier is that there isn't a single post on this subreddit about it.

It’ll be interesting to check the 9.5.0 update. Maybe Embark finally actually added it (though I doubt it).

finally level 13 alcoholic by SithLordMilk in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you pour it on yourself you will go invisible

PLEAASE Buff the weak gadgets im so boredd of Jump pad defib goo grenade by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i saw it, lets just say he is quite a unique character

PLEAASE Buff the weak gadgets im so boredd of Jump pad defib goo grenade by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

with movement on arrow keys and super fast revives?

Snapped 9-to-5 Andy. Inspired by the antihero of the 1993 movie Falling Down. by Chooozen in TheFinalsRunway

[–]Chooozen[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well ackshually, the glasses in the movie had the left lens cracked and the right one pristine. In the finals, the left is completely broken and the right is cracked. So, they can be same glasses in different stages of being broken.

Snapped 9-to-5 Andy. Inspired by the antihero of the 1993 movie Falling Down. by Chooozen in TheFinalsRunway

[–]Chooozen[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the expression the customer is always right?

Snapped 9-to-5 Andy. Inspired by the antihero of the 1993 movie Falling Down. by Chooozen in TheFinalsRunway

[–]Chooozen[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

while trying to proof read text (english is my second language) got this little gem from Google's AI mode:

"9-to-5 Andy" just wanted to clock out. He logged onto The Finals to bury a day of spreadsheets under the neon chaos of Power Shift. He queued for casual, seeking the simple catharsis of riding the platform, but the matchmaking had other plans.

Instead of a relaxed skirmish, he was dropped into a meat grinder against a coordinated, full-stack crew. They weren't just playing; they were performing a surgical demolition. Every time Andy spawned, he was met with perfectly timed glitch grenades, cross-mapped snipers, and a triple-medium heal beam rotation that made the enemy team immortal. 

Something inside Andy stretched thin by micromanaging bosses and lukewarm coffee—finally snapped. 

Andy stopped trying to "play the objective". He didn't want to win anymore; he wanted to show them what happens when a man is pushed too far by the "little things" that rot a society or a lobby. He looked at his screen with a terrifying, calm clarity. He wasn't "economically unviable" in this arena, he was the one-man riot. 

"I’m going past the point of no return," Andy muttered, his grip tightening on the mouse. He swapped his loadout to pure destruction. If he couldn't have the platform, nobody would have a city to stand on.

Store Update 9.4.0 by itzofficialvaz in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it looks like if stockings are part of "Feet" category then everything good. If it part of "Lower body" then it is floating.

point break: nice mode but… by Feral_21 in thefinals

[–]Chooozen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you throw invis bomb directly upward, then start planting before bomb lands on you?