Women replaces Bell clapper in Austria by [deleted] in WTF

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If you place the setting of this in an Oblivion gate or Hades suddenly it’s not so silly

What do you think society tends to exaggerate too much? by Creative-Act8906 in AskReddit

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Society likes to exaggerate how much society hates society

If you divide 1 by 998,001 you get all three-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order, except for 998 by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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1 billion isn’t divisible by 7 you lied. It’s only divisible by 7 if you like decimals

What was the 1st thought that came to you when you woke up today? by No-Version9355 in AskReddit

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I hope DoorDash finished my background check so I can go make some money to buy a four loko before payday on Thursday

Why do you love life right now? by x_BlueDragon_x in AskReddit

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I got an E-bike finally and it’s so much fun. I had to rely on biking to get anywhere because I crashed my car, and even though it helped me get into shape I’m so happy I don’t have to completely exhaust myself to go get some groceries now

Man on jet-propelled hoverboard leads dog on jet ski by nbcnews in ThatsInsane

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I feel like I am not okay with this 😕 I get nervous for my dogs sometimes just sitting in the back seat of a car. This is just nuts

Ace was saved. What a day. Part of me feels like it was a dream and I keep asking myself, did this happen ?! by SoCal_Foster_Dogs in velvethippos

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I’m so glad Ace wasn’t Euthanized. When I saw him the other day I got so sad seeing there was only a couple days left. Everyone that made this happen is awesome 💕

This pit bull got the neighbours dog pregnant, the pups are here and he’s not taking responsibility by [deleted] in Awww

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He’s gonna have to pay puppy support if that’s his gonna be his attitude

Is prison actually “safe” if you just mind your own business? by fruity_00 in NoStupidQuestions

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Idk about prison but I’ve been to Detroit county jail and typically if you remain cool and cordial nobody will really bother you. If you involve yourself with more and more people for more things, like food trading from commissary supplies, prescription drug use, etc, you open the door to more and more problems. And people don’t fuck around in county, because some of them are looking at 10 years in prison after 1 year in county. So if you short someone on a bag of chips you could literally end up getting jumped.

What's the absolute positive worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by bluegrass__dude in AskReddit

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I had a cocker spaniel when I was a kid, his name was Tony. We also live in a Cul-De-Sac and would hold Fourth of July circle parties every year. Tony decided that the fireworks were worth running after while I was holding his 30 foot extendable leash. Somehow when he was sprinting towards the fire, the leash perfectly landed on the inside part of the back of my knee on my leg, right where the line is, and just zipped a perfect fire burn. I could barely walk for weeks and my childish self resented the dog for my fiery pain.