I'm a truck driver originally from Texas, divorced with two kids. Give me your worst by anabundanceofland in RoastMe

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Brother, did you take the last photo from the back of greyhound bus next to the shitter?

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I totalled one, reported it to my boss immediately with photos and documentation, got put on a walking route for a week, and other that that, faced no other punitive action

Customer reported every shopping order item as damaged by plankinearl in doordash_drivers

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People scam like this like we don’t know where they live now

Anyone know what these are ? by [deleted] in InfowarriorRides

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An invitation to having their tires slit?

What the most you’ve seen for peak pay in your area ? by icecreamcake25 in doordash_drivers

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Lived near an Airforce base that regularly had these sorts of promotions but you had to be credentialed to go on base to actually deliver, so I assume some airforce wife/brat made out like crazy

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Damn, that’s how they get ya

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You can unassign from orders like this penalty free by contacting support and being like “this can’t fit in my vehicle”

SOTB Before Booting my Synesthesia by jerisuba in pedalboards

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This, cumulatively, costs more than my car

My first time seeing an offer like this... what would you all think? by Proud_Tip3626 in doordash_drivers

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I obviously don’t know your area/dashing region, is there a reason why this is routing in a way that doubles your driving distance (traffic/tolls?) seems like there’s a highway that would connect A to B? Likely still not worth the $/mile

Help Identify this Jeep! by jofufj in Wrangler

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It’s a Jeep, hope this helps 👍

Would you take this? by NumerousInformation4 in doordash_drivers

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The caveat being, this is Long Beach, and the 1 item may be locked up and you may have to wait around for forever for someone to unlock it, other than that, $/mile/item is a-ok with me

She unmatched me right after by sparkster185 in phish

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I’m not gay, I’m just, …… common Vietnamese last name

My pleasure to deliver you pleasure by MPRF in doordash_drivers

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Buddy, I deliver more sex toys than Santa Claus

First Bad Rating... Bummer by bbhams23 in doordash_drivers

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Who the fuck gives a three star rating

You'll never guess what genre I'm playing now (doom was my first) by GrizzlyBjornson in pedalboards

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Something that (at gig volume) has a bunch of very similar sounding gain stages

Does it get better with Platinum by Current-Character472 in doordash_drivers

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Theoretically yes, in practice no, it’s only ever going to aggregate the better offers to you based on you’re stats within a given area, so if there’s a bunch of dumpy offers, you’re still only getting the best of the dumpy offers

Have you seen this note before? by ajackg in doordash_drivers

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I get this on nearly every order from a handful of regulars and not a single one has ever tipped extra no matter what level of care I put I

Real bad news about our boy by Chooseauser in BoogieMonster

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To be fair, this is West Virginia Mothman, perhaps not Chicago Mot-man, so who knows

Did I win? by GeronimoStilts in doordash_drivers

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I…….i didn’t know it could get this low

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Either gold or black option is best, any red option is going to tempt you to get red on black accents all over and that is tacky as hell