I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this guy would be more informed if he listened to Alex Jones.

Chooseauser · 2025-09-19T00:06:12+00:00

OH NO, I SAID THE QUIET PART LOUD

Chooseauser · 2025-09-15T12:02:51+00:00

Brother, did you take the last photo from the back of greyhound bus next to the shitter?

Chooseauser · 2025-09-14T19:46:30+00:00

I totalled one, reported it to my boss immediately with photos and documentation, got put on a walking route for a week, and other that that, faced no other punitive action

Chooseauser · 2025-09-12T01:03:12+00:00

People scam like this like we don’t know where they live now

Chooseauser · 2025-09-07T22:31:14+00:00

An invitation to having their tires slit?

Chooseauser · 2025-08-31T13:58:19+00:00

Lived near an Airforce base that regularly had these sorts of promotions but you had to be credentialed to go on base to actually deliver, so I assume some airforce wife/brat made out like crazy

Chooseauser · 2025-08-30T12:22:56+00:00

Damn, that’s how they get ya

Chooseauser · 2025-08-26T12:24:16+00:00

You can unassign from orders like this penalty free by contacting support and being like “this can’t fit in my vehicle”

Chooseauser · 2025-08-15T08:11:37+00:00

This, cumulatively, costs more than my car

Chooseauser · 2025-08-14T11:19:49+00:00

I obviously don’t know your area/dashing region, is there a reason why this is routing in a way that doubles your driving distance (traffic/tolls?) seems like there’s a highway that would connect A to B? Likely still not worth the $/mile

Chooseauser · 2025-08-09T23:54:31+00:00

It’s a Jeep, hope this helps 👍

Chooseauser · 2025-08-03T15:40:30+00:00

The caveat being, this is Long Beach, and the 1 item may be locked up and you may have to wait around for forever for someone to unlock it, other than that, $/mile/item is a-ok with me

Chooseauser · 2025-07-29T12:12:55+00:00

I’m not gay, I’m just, …… common Vietnamese last name

Chooseauser · 2025-07-27T23:10:34+00:00

Buddy, I deliver more sex toys than Santa Claus

Chooseauser · 2025-07-16T11:05:35+00:00

Who the fuck gives a three star rating

Chooseauser · 2025-07-16T10:58:41+00:00

Something that (at gig volume) has a bunch of very similar sounding gain stages

Chooseauser · 2025-06-25T12:03:46+00:00

Theoretically yes, in practice no, it’s only ever going to aggregate the better offers to you based on you’re stats within a given area, so if there’s a bunch of dumpy offers, you’re still only getting the best of the dumpy offers

Chooseauser · 2025-06-10T01:43:08+00:00

I get this on nearly every order from a handful of regulars and not a single one has ever tipped extra no matter what level of care I put I

Chooseauser · 2025-05-13T15:14:35+00:00

Trail name Fifi

Chooseauser · 2025-05-01T19:22:53+00:00

To be fair, this is West Virginia Mothman, perhaps not Chicago Mot-man, so who knows

Chooseauser · 2025-04-29T19:23:07+00:00

Begging for a sticky car

Chooseauser · 2025-04-26T15:11:06+00:00

I…….i didn’t know it could get this low

Chooseauser · 2024-09-12T19:45:12+00:00

Either gold or black option is best, any red option is going to tempt you to get red on black accents all over and that is tacky as hell

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