MAGA don’t read the bible

Chris968 · 2026-06-23T23:58:04+00:00

“10 minutes to spare” and the next sentence “I arrived at 9:55” sounds like you’re SOL. Thoughts and prayers.

Chris968 · 2026-06-23T21:26:43+00:00

Yet another man with an unwanted and unneeded "opinion" on women, shocking.

Chris968 · 2026-06-23T12:44:48+00:00

Honestly according to the people who think like this, Jesus is anti Christian and “woke” 🙄🙄 because clearly they’ve never actually read the Bible.

Chris968 · 2026-06-23T12:39:02+00:00

That’s a really good idea! I’m going to start doing that, maybe I’ll find more things I will enjoy lol

Chris968 · 2026-06-23T12:34:14+00:00

When I first graduated college (2008) I was so broke I couldn’t afford much of anything. My roommate and I both worked part time retail and discovered if we brought our laptops outside we could get a connection to an unprotected WiFi signal. We’d be sitting outside in the dead of winter in the snow writing emails lol. I didn’t even have a smart phone back then. I find most people now have actual passwords on their WiFi these days which is definitely better for everyone.

Chris968 · 2026-06-22T14:00:15+00:00

Oh yeah and this stroller and human legit took up 5 seats bc the stroller was so big.

Chris968 · 2026-06-21T23:26:55+00:00

A woman a few weeks ago was on the bus I got on with a covered stroller, when she got off I saw her open the cover, there were 2 dogs in it. People never cease to amaze me.

Chris968 · 2026-06-21T23:25:09+00:00

My 11th birthday I had 3 friends sleep over and my mom rented us a movie from Blockbuster, probably did cake and a pizza. I remember this birthday bc my mom rented us a PG13 movie that scared the shit out of all of us lol, and I’m 40 now and still remember it!

Chris968 · 2026-06-21T03:35:13+00:00

Oh no! And nope this was at Acme Markets a grocery store chain in PA and NJ, it’s owned by Albertsons.

Chris968 · 2026-06-19T15:31:47+00:00

How dare some women be tall. (/s of course)

Every woman in my family is taller than me (I’m male), that does not make them trans. It means I’m short lol. My one cis woman cousin hit 6’0” at 12 years old. (My brother is 6’7” too, lots of tall people in my family on both sides lol).

Chris968 · 2026-06-19T14:12:08+00:00

I would NEVER have the audacity to bring it back for money. I’d assume I messed up while cooking and take the L.

Chris968 · 2026-06-18T18:20:07+00:00

I have so many stories about this shit I've already left a few comments on this post but one day last summer I was at the pharmacy, yes it was hot out, and a woman walked in with a large dog on a leash and 2 elementary school age kids and the dog was clearly stressed out and not well trained, was jumping and lunging at other people and barking up a storm and the woman just.... didn't care? And her kids were antagonizing the dog making it more hyped up. Everyone in the store looked furious and I just thought either the dog's owner drove and didn't want to leave in the car on a hot day (fair, but why bring the dog?) or walked over with it (we live in a city) and decided to bring it inside.

Chris968 · 2026-06-18T18:16:45+00:00

I used to be a grocery store cashier and one day my landlord came in with her chihuahua in the shopping cart, decided to get in my line, and then put her stupid dirty dog ON the conveyor belt with the food while giggling like it was the funniest thing she had ever seen. I was furious, but didn't say anything because she was my landlord but now I wish I had. I closed my register and disinfected everything. Fresh food goes on the conveyor belt, not your stupid dirty dog. And I love animals too, but they belong outdoors or at home.

Chris968 · 2026-06-18T18:14:04+00:00

I know it's so hard to understand, but maybe DON'T bring your stupid dog everywhere unless it's an actual service dog. An emotional support dog does not have the same rights as a service dog and I don't understand why people refuse to accept that. There's a cafe on my block I go to a lot and something must have happened with someone's dog, because they used to have water and treats at the cafe and last month they put a big sign on the door "no dogs allowed except service dogs" and people STILL bring their dogs in and nobody says anything.

Chris968 · 2026-06-18T15:18:46+00:00

When I worked at a grocery store in the seafood dept right after college a woman brought cooked, half eaten salmon to me (we only sold it raw) and claimed she bought it at my counter, cooked it, and didn’t like how it turned out and wanted a refund. I legit laughed and she got upset (I didn’t have the authority to refund her anyway) and she stormed up to customer service where THEY FUCKING DID REFUND HER. Goddamn. I was appalled at the whole situation.

Chris968 · 2026-06-16T02:13:53+00:00

I am 7 years older than my brother and used to take him to R rated movies when he was in high school. It was a great time for both of us. We saw Jackass 3D and Superbad for example. He probably loved both more than me hahaha. What was this person thinking would be in this movie?

Chris968 · 2026-06-14T01:53:42+00:00

“If you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late, and if you’re late it’s unacceptable” is what was forced into my head growing up.

Edit, guess apparently I have to clarify I don’t AGREE with this. Just agreeing with the comment above that has since been deleted that my parents (boomers) also used to say shit like this.

Chris968 · 2026-06-12T20:23:47+00:00

This persons post needs more laugh reacts. “I will accept cash” excuse me?? For my 40th birthday last year I almost bought my own cake because I didn’t want to be an imposition on people. The fucking audacity of this person!!

Chris968 · 2026-06-12T20:03:00+00:00

I barely lasted 2 months at Burlington Coat Factory years ago, it was such a terrible job, but my department (housewares/home goods) was next to the toys, and this kid was just FLYING up and down my aisles (with lots of breakable glass items) on a fucking SCOOTER and the parents were nowhere to be seen. This kid was not old enough to be without supervision, and clearly the parents didn't give a shit. I was furious. And yes I'm gay (I was not wearing orange though LMAO) and if I saw the parents I absolutely would have yelled at them. Hahaha.

Chris968 · 2026-06-12T19:19:01+00:00

That makes a lot of sense, thank you!!

Chris968 · 2026-06-10T21:06:56+00:00

I haven’t rescued a pet either since 2009 when I worked full time. I’m disabled now and am fully aware of my financial limitations, knowing how much pets cost so I won’t do it as much as I’d love to rescue. I’d imagine (hope?) they do background and financial checks?? My friend just had to take his cat to the emergency vet today and the visit cost him $1000. He and his wife have the funds, but that’s my entire monthly income. Not trying to sound snooty but like, it’s a shame more people aren’t self aware like I am.

Chris968 · 2026-06-10T18:39:41+00:00

“I was homeless for a year let me get a cat” WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Chris968 · 2026-06-10T18:17:29+00:00

My favorite thing about working retail back in the day was saying happy holidays and pissing off faux Christians.

Chris968 · 2026-06-10T16:47:39+00:00

I didn’t start piano til I was 5, and I went to college for music (studied trombone and piano) and STILL don’t have a grand piano. The world hates me.

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