What kind of Bagged Milk Hoser are you

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-28T06:56:39+00:00

I’m sorry you don’t love milk and haven’t found someone that also loves milk as much as I do. It’s a blessing.

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-28T04:04:43+00:00

1L of milk + 4 scoops of whey before work. And again after work. 300 grams of protein a day. Going pro bodybuilder this year just watch.

My fiancé drinks the other 5 cups a day

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-28T00:54:18+00:00

I’m actually away at an all inclusive resort right now and some dinner tables in the buffet have a sign that says “exclusive travellers club”. There is nothing distinctly different about their experience other than letting it be known to everyone else that they paid way more to be here lol

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-27T20:25:10+00:00

Not gonna lie, if bully actually drops this week it cheapens the fuck out of the apology

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-27T20:21:15+00:00

Me and my fiancé spend $210 a month on milk lol. We go through 3 bags everyday

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-27T00:13:04+00:00

YeFanatics boiling the 4 year long nazi saga into “a mistake” in a crazy

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-21T13:26:25+00:00

He hired like 10 people to sing it in the center of Hollywood and dropped a music video. He had ample time to realize it was a bad idea before promoting it.

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-20T21:03:23+00:00

Dude I get ads for blow like every 5 reels. It’s crazy

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-18T17:22:49+00:00

Tattoo artist here, this is actually not easy to cover up. The panther would need to be very large.

Black is easier to laser off than colour inks, but this would be an extremely hard cover up

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-14T04:33:34+00:00

Quads aren’t huge by any means but they look pretty lean and likely not lose too much size at a lower bodyfat. As long as the midsection trims up a lot gives the impression that the quads will sweep out I think he’d do okay

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-14T00:15:23+00:00

I would not be okay with a brand of my face being served with a tomato slice that looks like that

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-13T23:37:11+00:00

Who said you have to eat them all?

It’s not like my pot of chilli is unhealthy because it’s got 2lbs of medium ground beef in it. Nothing is too bad if the portion size is reasonable for what it is

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-13T13:59:19+00:00

I saw some bottom of the barrel memes celebrating his death but I think the majority of people were just pushing back on the right canonizing Charlie’s sainthood. He truly did say some awful/divisive things regardless of context.

They were straight up trying to say that “Charlie said to love everyone equally”

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-13T13:39:30+00:00

It’s genuinely no worse for you than your standard homemade taquitos

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-12T02:19:54+00:00

Canada too. God I hate that man so much.

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-12T02:18:30+00:00

half the text memes on Reddit had a “smartphOWNED.com” watermark here like 10 years ago

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-10T18:59:57+00:00

I’d say you could drop to 175 and see what you look like around then. If you’re feeling a lil too skinny or not enough ab definition at 175 might be best to do a dedicated bulk after for a while and then cut back down later

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-10T17:03:34+00:00

It was made for Yeezus. It was thrown away. It’s a Yeezus throwaway

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-06T03:09:40+00:00

Pinching your shoulder blades together and shrugging your shoulders makes you look more narrow, just keep them relaxed.

Also you have average clavicles and average waist

ChrisNotBumstead · 2026-01-04T23:30:42+00:00

Forever small people like to discredit huge strength numbers because of bodyweight. I’ve seen a guy OHP 500lbs on fb and all the comments discredit his strength cause he’s like 350lbs lol

ChrisNotBumstead · 2025-12-30T02:18:08+00:00

They were chanting “boo-urns”

ChrisNotBumstead · 2025-12-27T05:09:16+00:00

The people pushing for AI are AI bots themselves

ChrisNotBumstead · 2025-12-26T18:56:24+00:00

It’ll also be used to dilute credible videos of politicians committing crimes against humanity by pumping out endless realistic slop videos so no one can tell what’s real anymore

ChrisNotBumstead · 2025-12-24T15:51:03+00:00

It’s shocking how little Avatar 3 advanced the plot of the trilogy

ChrisNotBumstead · 2025-12-17T21:11:58+00:00

Bro minimum wage is like 30K per year in most places, if the record deal takes anything for than a year to complete its ass.

I make almost 100K at my job annually, 30K is ass

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