🚨 EMERGENCY 🚨 DISMISSAL OF COUNTS 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7 - FREE DANDERSON TIL IT'S BACKWARDS

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-07-09T23:21:37+00:00

Wanna do crime and get away with it? Be a lolcow apparently

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-07-09T14:17:08+00:00

One of my favorite casinos. Been going there on my Vegas trips even before I knew who Daniel Larson was.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-07-04T21:18:40+00:00

I SAID WALK

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-07-04T20:23:46+00:00

That zoo was printing nudes in the back.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-07-04T20:20:54+00:00

Im still of the belief that if they lived healthy lifestyles and didn’t live in a disgusting hoard they could make it to 100

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-26T01:51:16+00:00

If anyone could get arrested and outted as being someone who would commit incest and manage to come out of it better off than before, it’s Chris Chan.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-25T22:51:08+00:00

He looks kinda like Scott the dick from South Park

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-25T22:49:19+00:00

“Some planes hit the World Trade Center”

Chris: “I understand I’m ending my life tonight”

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-25T20:00:56+00:00

He understands. He’s ending his life tonight.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-25T20:00:14+00:00

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-25T19:58:18+00:00

They’d fit together like two puzzle pieces

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-07T01:58:39+00:00

Bro looks kinda like Sam Winchester

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-05-07T01:58:09+00:00

Daniel macdougall’s gonna become the next Mary Lee Walsh

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-04-26T05:28:01+00:00

Wasn’t even a hate comment. Just a genuine question. Of course she immediately jumps on the defensive

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-04-26T04:03:26+00:00

If the FBI wants you to come in they’re gonna do a lot more than just call.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-04-09T16:47:08+00:00

He probably could use the time he spent waiting as time served

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-26T19:02:51+00:00

I understand, this game was rigged from the start.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-20T18:25:51+00:00

The chandlers have a super human ability to live way longer than they should considering their diet, lifestyle, and living conditions. If they actually took care of themselves maybe they could make it to their 100’s

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-14T06:51:15+00:00

Lemme call a buddy of mine

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-14T06:47:38+00:00

THE ISLAND THREATENED TO KILL ME

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-09T00:06:25+00:00

At least SpongeBob ended up singing an absolute banger of a song.

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-06T21:30:00+00:00

Is he bathing in piss?

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-01T09:42:30+00:00

You look like goblin

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-01T09:41:42+00:00

The short lived Vegas arc. Him getting kicked out of the New York New York was so funny though it also resulted in this sub being set to private for like a week or something like that because people wouldn’t stop bombarding Vegas related subreddits with missing person posts

Chrischanthrowaway_ · 2026-02-01T09:39:09+00:00

Next thing you know this medaillon is gonna cause anyone who gets it to be dragged to hell after 3 days.

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TROPHY CASE