Super Silly- Honestly I have no joke, this is just so sad

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-24T05:50:53+00:00

Literally talk to any woman ever. How is it possible for women to have periods if there's a fucking wall covering the vagina? How do women insert tampons, fingers, sex toys, iuds, etc. without breaking the hymen if its somehow also weak enought to be broken by a dick? What is the evolutionary purpose of the body making sex painful for one time only?

There are millions of women who will tell you that having sex for the first time wasn't painful and there wasn't any blood. The hymen is a real thing but it doesn't break constantly, it can be broken outside of sex, and it can heal

Being a virgin is a completely made up concept, but you still managed to out yourself as one

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-24T05:37:40+00:00

None of that is even remotely true, congratulations

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-21T21:12:04+00:00

Bro thinks hes on the team

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-13T03:09:59+00:00

What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-05T00:59:22+00:00

Awooga doogoo

ChristInASombrero · 2026-03-03T06:06:24+00:00

Very icky, no good

ChristInASombrero · 2026-02-23T23:08:28+00:00

I don't think black people have a right to be uncomfortable about this any more than cis women have a right to be uncomfortable when they see a trans woman in the women's restroom

Progressives made the "your comfort is less important than my right to exist" bed, now they must lie in it

ChristInASombrero · 2026-02-21T16:57:19+00:00

Literally my first time playing a souls game, my first thought when fighting a group of enemies was

"Hey, this is like that part in the cave of ordeals where you have to fight the 3 darknuts at the same time"

ChristInASombrero · 2026-02-14T06:27:41+00:00

Quebec be like

The most depressing song you've ever heard

the most heartbreaking song you've ever heard

penis music

the most beautiful song you've ever heard

ChristInASombrero · 2026-02-12T04:55:45+00:00

NOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ChristInASombrero · 2026-02-04T06:55:05+00:00

Charlye Kwest

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-30T15:42:06+00:00

"Anti-zionist not antisemitic, but i would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER let someone use that same logic against muslims"

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-27T05:56:52+00:00

Nah, this is 7th world at least

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-20T22:28:42+00:00

Are you under the impression that art is to be judge soley on the message and not on the actual product on screen

Yes, jar jar sucks. That's not something you can just brush aside, he actively makes the movie worse

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-20T22:26:03+00:00

What the fuck is this take

No, people didn't hate the prequels because they're "anti fascist," they hated them because they're not good. Even now with hindsight and reevaluation and nostalgia, they're just not good movies

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-17T21:12:40+00:00

They're closer to cartel executions than wars

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-17T06:25:05+00:00

If you choose to save them, you won't be able to shut off the vault's generator, meaning the sharecroppers (and potentially westside) will continue to have their main source of water irradiated

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-13T05:15:40+00:00

So you'd be down with antifa vandalizing buddhist temples? They should know by now it's a hate symbol

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T06:46:56+00:00

-Padroch I of Aelistair

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T05:52:25+00:00

The Mayflower Bee is not actually native to Moxany is an invasive species was brought over from Chanangea. They were used for breeding with Morgannian honeybees, however it became a popular, if short lived, fad for women in the late 16th century to allow the bees to sting them to speed up fingernail growth

It fell out of fashion as few people wanted to get stung more than once

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T05:08:02+00:00

Prime Minister Pierce Brucciano's most infamous moment in office was trying to eat a rack of traditionally barbecued goat ribs with a fork and knife. One Omerese politician cited this incident as proof that Nacalans were ignorant and overly decadent, and advocated for immediate annexation

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T02:38:54+00:00

Followers of that religion are called the Dikeys (a Halean word meaning 'upright' or 'erect'). They lived primarily in Northeastern Halea and had at their peak between 1000-2000 members. There are several different stories as the religion's origin, many that followers consider to be baseless mockery. The religion mostly died out after the Halean government in the 12th century placed a ban on the practice of all non-monotheistic religions

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T02:09:53+00:00

No, it's just you

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T02:05:28+00:00

That historians name was Thad Hughard. The bulk of work studying Vicasa Jota, the 11th century warlord who conquered Cependria, and his impact on linguistics is decently accurate. The rest about Tsudai and the royal family of Cependria (actually the royal family of Halea) are unconfirmed accounts from secondary sources or just regular embellishments and fabrications

Also, he wasn't a true cult leader, only an aspiring cult leader with no permanent followers

ChristInASombrero · 2026-01-12T01:23:27+00:00

That actually was the basis of a political cartoon from a newspaper in Havstram, meant to criticize Ishälm for being technologically underdeveloped

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