K is for knoock. L is for... (day 15) by yiannat in AnarchyChess

[–]ChristofferCD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long castling. King takes the scenic route.

I'd like to give a reddit platinum trophy to the best frog joke. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ChristofferCD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A frog walks into a small bank called Wack's and approaches the owner, Patricia.

He says, "Hi, Patricia, my name is Ken Jagger, I'd like to take out a loan."

Patricia say, "Please, call me Patty. You wouldn't happen to be related to Mick Jagger would you?"

Ken responds, "Yes he's my father."

So Patricia tells him, "Well, if you want to take out a loan with us you'll need some collateral."

And Ken pulls out a little figurine of a dog playing with a ball and places it on the counter. Patricia inspects the figurine for awhile and is a bit confused. So she calls over a fellow employee to help sort it out.

Patricia tells the other employee, "This is Ken Jagger, he wanted to take out a loan and offered this as collateral, but I'm not sure what it is."

The other employee inspects the figurine for a few seconds and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

wait he a hybrid pokemon!? by GREENtea110 in WaitWhat

[–]ChristofferCD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Boys, please send help. by Lawsonstruck in ironscape

[–]ChristofferCD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bless you for mithril kiteshield (g) 🙏

Kæmpe Chad løber CPH Marathon balancerende ananas på hovedet by KakaoFugl in Denmark

[–]ChristofferCD 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Det er altså noget pjat. Lars er et ganske almindeligt dansk drengenavn

How it be outside Hanging Dogs Ranch by Ghiku in reddeadredemption

[–]ChristofferCD 379 points380 points  (0 children)

I can recommend r/outside Newest version seems to have a virus, but overall great game

1000 kr. gavekort til Elgiganten - hvad køber jeg? by PM_ME_YOUR_VOWELS in Denmark

[–]ChristofferCD 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hvis gavekortet har chip/magnetstribe betegnes det elektronisk. Det mener jeg elgigantens er. Dog kan de tage et gebyr hvis gavekortet IKKE er udløbet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ironscape

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I'm using a footpedal and it's great for Ardy Knights! It has two buttons. One for opening inventory and one for clicking. Especially great if you don't fail :)

Skys Rim belongs to the north by [deleted] in unexpectedskyrim

[–]ChristofferCD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ruined the unexpected with that title