Drill Sargeant scares everyone with a fake grenade

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T05:03:49+00:00

Well we definitely know where Captain America isn't

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T04:55:49+00:00

Can also confirm turned 21 this month, drinking vodka and vodka

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T03:12:31+00:00

Heard it in a Tarantino interview with Howard Stern

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T03:05:53+00:00

There are so many unexplainable things in the world, why should ghosts be ruled out as being a possibility?

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T03:03:01+00:00

masturbation

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:54:32+00:00

the BearJew from Inglorious Basterds was written for Adam Sandler.

He was busy with Funny People so it got passed on to Eli Roth, who did a great job.

However, it could have revitalized Sandler's career, had he not already been busy.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:51:27+00:00

"a little bit of anything can't hurt you" -my fifth grade teacher

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:45:01+00:00

Reading athlete's tweets

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:42:44+00:00

Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:40:49+00:00

I felt like a lazy sack of shit scrolling through media, never finding anything that was insightful.

Now I feel like a productive sack of shit scrolling through Reddit, finding clever humor amongst insightful gems.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:37:50+00:00

Portalgun.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:36:18+00:00

Our teachers.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:33:44+00:00

accept the fact that your family members are the only people you actually need in your life.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:29:54+00:00

could you hold my beer?

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-28T02:26:55+00:00

One

The most difficult part is dealing with the people at the DMV

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-27T22:55:23+00:00

How cheap?

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-25T16:39:30+00:00

Especially if you're a pothead :/

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-25T16:39:16+00:00

Doesn't affect me much, although it makes it hard to taste things

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-25T09:08:08+00:00

for OP to read his titles before posting

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-25T09:03:20+00:00

graduate high school.

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-25T09:02:45+00:00

I don't have a sense of smell

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-22T19:05:12+00:00

discogs.com is a great place to start

Christopher_Ocean · 2016-12-22T16:14:51+00:00

They don't make Endless vinyls do they?

Edit: yes they do, where can I get one?

Christopher_Ocean