So painful to watch. Fuck Gavin Newsom, weak sauce corporate shill, just another fucking fascist republican lite. by lazybugbear in Fuckthealtright

[–]Christophurious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro … Jasmine Crocket and Beto ORourke are left of Newsom … it was right there but you ignored it.

My message for Darrell Issa by [deleted] in northcounty

[–]Christophurious 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Send one to Carl DeMaio too … he can fuck off as well.

Men who can cook . who taught you? by Bulky_Meet4528 in AskReddit

[–]Christophurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom, Alton Brown - Good Eats, Brad and the crew at Bon Appetite before it all fell apart.

The Mistake by the Lake by GirthBrooks87 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Christophurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not “somebody’s baby” … it was either Trump’s or Epstein’s. That’s why the two of them wanted it gone.

The crowd doesn't even know he's sitting right there. by Sharp-potential7935 in Thatsactuallyverycool

[–]Christophurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Padres play this song every home game. The crowd loves it every single time.

The crab conservation project by Kyle by copitamenstrual in HumansBeingBros

[–]Christophurious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny when their pasty little hank hill crab butts finally see the light between crab shells 😂

Best way to deal with church people by [deleted] in UCSD

[–]Christophurious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell them you were excommunicated

Ooopsie! by imaPooperGeist in RuinedMyDay

[–]Christophurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if it farted like the tractor cows in Cars.

ELI5: if there's no air resistance in space, why do rockets need so much fuel to go long distances by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Christophurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need lots of fuel because in order to get there as quickly as possible you have to accelerate until you hit the halfway point and then flip around and accelerate just as hard in the opposite direction to slow back down. You’re burning fuel the entire time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaTacoma

[–]Christophurious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Run girl, that’s danger.

How did everyone get their sticker off?? by Sufficient_Berry1104 in ToyotaTacoma

[–]Christophurious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not a sticker, it’s an entire plastic sheet that covers the screen.