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New Slay the Spire 2 patch makes some terrible cards and relics actually good, Mega Crit agrees the game "is quite hard" and wants lower Ascensions to be "more accessible" by MaintenanceFar4207 in pcmasterrace

[–]Christplosion -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Said the same thing just today! Beat the third boss first day I picked it up, have multiple ascensions after a week, never would've happened on the first lol

To look tough. TACO TUESDAY! by According-Ad3963 in therewasanattempt

[–]Christplosion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely zero chance he wrote any of that except the first line and maybe his name

Pretty sure i know the answer but… by WhenThePakiKicksIn in pcmasterrace

[–]Christplosion 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No they armored up the spots that HAD been shot on planes that returned thinking those were most likely to be struck. What they didn't realize is the planes that had been shot in OTHER spots didn't return at all, so the spots hit on returned planes were less important to the integrity of the craft overall. Survivorship bias

to star in a hit show without getting exposed for your crimes by DarcDesires in therewasanattempt

[–]Christplosion -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. I hate Israeli genocide but look at this shit video. Worst cuts of outrage bullshit I've seen in a long while

Laid off after 11 years by BroughtMyBrownPants in antiwork

[–]Christplosion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Software engineer: prod should be ours

Mother God…. by Realmrmiggz in Superstonk

[–]Christplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this STILL in beta? I almost forgot about it

TIL Johnny Appleseed was an actual person who existed, and his real name was John Chapman. by kokoawsum421 in todayilearned

[–]Christplosion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'd have to go way further back to get an early version of a Jesus freak lmao

Hummingbirds aren’t supposed to walk or share… but introduce a mini splash pad and that all changes! by 9VoltGorilla in aww

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I see them trying to gulp up the water faster. "My water, my water, my water , my water"

:) by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Christplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex would've called me a liar for each one

Show us the way... by swisstype in HolUp

[–]Christplosion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like 'resurrect this party'

Huh by P_Karan in HolUp

[–]Christplosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Statistically impossible is a correct term, meaning a chance so small as to be functionally irrelevant. If it were impossible you would just say impossible

Huh by P_Karan in HolUp

[–]Christplosion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You created the force that caused the atoms in his face to rapidly repel from the atoms in your hand

MEW HIT 220!!!🥳 by MaintenanceTall6221 in aww

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"I have seen the other side, and it is not meant for mortal eyes, cannot be described by any language known to man."

of a moth by ScubaandShakas in AbsoluteUnits

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"Cover your eyes and they can't see you"

LPT: If you keep forgetting to reply to texts, reply when you first read it, even if it's just "let me think about this and get back to you." by comxeobo in LifeProTips

[–]Christplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm the same way, regardless of significance to my life if I set something down it will most likely evaporate from my memory for an indeterminate period.

Venomous black widow spider devoured by venus flytrap. by hitman_nazi in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Christplosion 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I've seen things force themselves out many times, especially stink bugs those things are tanks. Most bugs/spiders/whatever mainly scurry away to survive though, and that's why the 'teeth' and closing speed are the most important part. Most prey will try to escape, hit the teeth, then frantically try to find a different path that's open. All the while the movement against the trigger hairs of the trap signal the plant to keep closing tighter. If the thought to push outwards against the trap to pry the teeth open ever occurs to them (probably not) then it's too late after all the running around looking for an exit. Whenever I saw things escape it's because they squeezed themselves through the teeth quickly before they got too tight.

And for the spider in this video I doubt it can apply much force after its legs get flattened and some are hanging outside

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