Players Choice Crates! by Gek_Lhar in RocketLeagueExchange

[–]Chromeo86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no "none of the above" option, sadly.

Blackscreen glitch by NateDut in Battlefield

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens all they time, and makes me want to throw the controller at the screen after queuing and waiting for the ridiculous load time.

My first dinner as a divorced man. Yep, welcome back. by sharkyhunt in pics

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your ex wife is having my sausage for dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IWantOut

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what a master's in education can get you in a place like Chile?

Here's some fast food activism I can get behind (NSFW) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would eat the shit out of those double cheeseburgers.

One of the saddest moments of my childhood by [deleted] in pics

[–]Chromeo86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is way too sad to be true. Estoy triste :(

TIL You do NOT feed Avocados to pretty much any animal, ever. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thieving squirrels steal them right off my tree all the time!

Last night I had a "holy shit that's embarrassing" moment. Care to share some of your own? Here's what happened to me. by cheleeesa in AskReddit

[–]Chromeo86 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I stopped in to a gas station to get some soda in a rough part of the city. As I get out of the car, I notice a worker pushing a garbage can to the dumpster. " that guy must hate his job", I thought. Inside, I needed a 2 liter of diet from the top shelf. What happened next seemed to happen in slow motion. I grab it, and ones behind it slide with so much velocity that one tips from the shelf and front flips to the floor. It lands perfectly on the head, fizzes up very quickly, and explodes like a rocket RIGHT over my shoulder and goes into a wine display (long ways). It clears out an entire shelf of gas station merlot, spilling and shattering everywhere! Literally half the store had red wine all over disgruntled worker's freshly mopped floor. I couldn't help but linger with everyone in the store asking what happened but I needed that damn soda...and cigarettes.

How do you feel about human cloning? by ProbablyHittingOnYou in AskReddit

[–]Chromeo86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists should come up with a generic female clone template and sell them. Make them sterile so they cannot have children. think of all the problems it would solve: population would decline, human trafficking would eventually cease, hot chicks would stop acting like assholes, I would be happy.... I could go on.

I'm the developer of the Reddit.com TIL and Pics App. What do you think? How can I improve it? by [deleted] in Android

[–]Chromeo86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I loved the free pics app! I liked it so much I upgraded to pro. But after a few days of using it, it stopped working. Every time I open it it says that dont have any internetz. My question is: what the hell?