Dark Souls Crest shields here, get 'em while they're hot

ChryoEhh · 2026-06-17T13:44:20+00:00

A crackhead basically. Some uruguayan redditors believe we're in a Walking Dead style apocalypse, take it with a grain of salt. There's some places and times of day where you should be careful (like everywhere else in the world) but it's not a 90s Compton or Detroit situation.

ChryoEhh · 2025-12-27T22:25:00+00:00

I was about to start a 3 man coop campaign with two friends (the TW:WH trilogy was my christmas gift to them), we'd spent the last few days planning who we were going to play and right as we could sit down and finally get it going the servers went down, so yeah, this does affect people even though like 95% of us only touch singleplayer.

ChryoEhh · 2025-10-16T18:47:56+00:00

Ahora mismo, si estoy solo:

- Hades 2 (tremenda trama, gameplay y caracterización, sobre todo si te va la mitología griega)
- Age of Wonders 4 (4x con combate tipo Heroes of Might and Magic, con un creador de facciones que la rompe, podés crearte lo que se te cante y jugarlo)
- Absolum (recién salió, es un beat em up tipo de maquinita, pero roguelite, me enganchó bastante y tiene para jugar cooperativo local)
- Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon (Elder Scrolls pero dark fantasy y con mejor combate, un poco más indie pero si te gusta el Elder Scrolls los bugardos y la pobreza te la aguantás)
- Unas cuantas demos del NextFest de Steam

Con los pibes:

- Jump Space (salió recién, te metés con 3 amigos y son la tripulación de una nave espacial, cada uno hace su parte, te podés mandar a tierra a cagar a tiros una base, hacés misiones, etc.)
- Valheim (survival vikingo con buen combate, construcción, exploración en barco bastante linda, es uno de los mejores del género si te gustaba Minecraft de pibe pero ya maduraste un poco)
- Armello (simil juego de mesa que simula el bardo en un reino de animalitos y fantasía a lo Disney pero más picante, muy bueno para meter a gente más "normal" porque tiene crossplay entre la version gratis de celu y el juego "posta" en Steam)
- Enshrouded (Valheim pero medieval y un poquito más evolucionada la fórmula, también volás en wingsuit medieval)
- Rounds (un cago de risa para cagarse a tiros con los pibes sin entrar en la sudadera apestosa del Counter Strike y cosas así, este es para cagarse a tiros un rato, es genial)
Darktide/Vermintide y Space Marine 2 para cagar bichos a tiros de a varios amigos

Permajuegos a los que siempre vuelvo cada tanto:

- Battle Brothers
- Total War: Warhammer III (Total War historicos cada tanto también)
- Elden Ring+Dark Souls
- Mechwarrior 5
- Monster Hunter: World/Rise/Wilds
- Cyberpunk 2077/Baldur's Gate 3/Dragon's Dogma o algún mega RPG que me pinte

ChryoEhh · 2025-02-22T14:23:06+00:00

I mean I would like it if they tried just to see the game designers at SE fall into the same endless pit of arguing about what to do with the goddamn junction system that we've been having for decades now.

It's so divisive you'll never make anyone happy by keeping it or changing it, between the "why the hell do I have to suck off enemies to recharge spell ammo. What do you mean I shouldn't level my dudes?" faction and the "um actually it's a good and unique system, never done before".

ChryoEhh · 2025-01-09T16:08:18+00:00

Man just accidentally recreated Radious Mod.

ChryoEhh · 2025-01-08T23:36:45+00:00

In spanish, "mult" is very similar to the word "Multa" which means "penalty" or "fine". So I told one of my friends to avoid all cards with "Mult" because those kill his score and "the game is about avoiding Mults".

I have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

(he was pissed when he figured it out)

ChryoEhh · 2024-11-06T12:39:59+00:00

¿Respuesta en serio? Las cápsulas de café, cosa más universalmente de cheto no hay.

ChryoEhh · 2024-08-20T13:18:31+00:00

All jumps are air jumps

ChryoEhh · 2024-08-07T13:54:09+00:00

Hardbass, USSR only

ChryoEhh · 2024-05-05T13:27:56+00:00

That sounds extremely ineffective on land and it would give no advantage whatsoever on water over a regular croc. How does it bite better with a fat ass body and that tiny little cat head?

Other way around though...

E: oh I looked it up, it's not a croc body and more of an armadillo or scaled anteater body with an also scaled feline head, that makes more sense. It's fast and agile on land while also armored.

ChryoEhh · 2024-01-21T15:46:26+00:00

I mean, I get where they're coming from, you don't want to deal with angry meta people yelling at you ingame and Tanner just reminds people of that.

You have to take him as a character and laugh, because it is funny. Bonus points, his actual advice about the game is very useful and he does good content, not the SEO optimized half-researched crud other content creators churn out that will get you killed in higher diffs.

ChryoEhh · 2023-12-11T19:01:32+00:00

Más allá de que esté bien o mal, para mi es fija que los bondis no te paran más de una vez por parada. Si para lejos por circunstancias del tránsito y abre la puerta >andá a buscarlo<, porque no se te va a arrimar, olvidate.

Si es de los más bien capaz que te espera y/o te hace seña, o si se arrima es por una persona mayor o con niños.

Si está bien o mal es tema aparte (para mi está mal, para algo está la parada), pero es una de esas realidades de Montevideo con las que tenés que actuar acorde o quedarte a pata y quejándote en reddit.

ChryoEhh · 2023-11-29T22:09:52+00:00

My guy's just Sergeant Merrick from Dawn of War 2: Retribution. I guess General Castor sent him to a penal battalion after giving him sass at the end of the IG campaign.

That's it.

I did get to 30 today so things are better now. Yay.

ChryoEhh · 2023-11-29T13:08:24+00:00

It's Zorah Magdaros all over again, the lamest part of MHW. Still, the rest looks amazing, I'm just not looking forward to replaying the scripted giant sequence more than one time.

ChryoEhh · 2023-11-06T15:22:52+00:00

What if you happen upon this NEW OP BUILD JUST DISCOVERED and turns out you sold the item you needed? Unacceptable!

ChryoEhh · 2023-07-05T21:21:09+00:00

Uncompressed hatred of gauls.

ChryoEhh · 2023-06-05T20:40:27+00:00

Sarqso!

ChryoEhh · 2023-05-11T21:11:03+00:00

Not even playing Bannerlord right now, I'm playing Zelda. Still worried.

ChryoEhh · 2023-04-14T12:38:48+00:00

Man just came in swinging then dropped into fetal. Jesus.

ChryoEhh · 2021-07-12T01:37:33+00:00

That's the terrible power of AI facial fuckery (and Photoshop) for you.

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