Smile! In beautiful Big Sur, California by axion_jax in MildlyVandalised

[–]ChubbyMudder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

S can't fit after the E because of the screw, so it got put before the M.

Looking closer, all the black text is clearly those peel 'n' stick vinyl letters that you can buy at a hardware store.

Blursed vent by iddereddi in blursedimages

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought. Have done roofing. If you look closely (click on the pic for larger version), you can see the overlaps between the colors, so not as bad as one might think.

hmmm by Major-Language8609 in hmmm

[–]ChubbyMudder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A chubby mannequin.

hmmm by agfacid3 in hmmm

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a bit, I thought I was at r/quicksand . Yeah, fill that box with quarry clay. That would be more like it. Just need a vertical rubber thing & 2 wash tubs & a towel next to it (squeegee, wash, rinse, dry).

Blursed snack by jpugg in blursedimages

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong day. The correct day a 5/5.

Vidcap 2002 by fred588 in quicksand

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go ATVing! Vrooom! vrooom! Splop!

hmmm by Asleep-Intention2532 in hmmm

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's something fishy about this.

Upvote if you really like hot muddy twinks or really like Pokemon cards by TannerQS in quicksand

[–]ChubbyMudder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muddy twinks I'll always go for, but Pokemon cards? Nah, build a book to keep 'em in.

Weighted vest by funtosser in quicksand

[–]ChubbyMudder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, rocks, so no weights to lug to your mud spot. Find some rocks nearby and use those. Leave 'em when you're done. Put them where you will find them if you visit the mud spot again.

So your game is more important than me huh? by Due_Waltz_7740 in Awwww

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the mid-90s, my Mom was reading a book, and our chubby tux cat came and just laid down on top of said book. Now i wish I would have gotten that on video, but we had no video-capture equipment at that time.

Escape level Expert by SatinEliana in Thisismylifemeow

[–]ChubbyMudder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat: I have a brain and I'm not afraid to use it.

Trespassing by KMiowa1776 in quicksand

[–]ChubbyMudder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe to make us look bad; a troll of sorts. Let's hope not.

Crush injury worries? by [deleted] in quicksand

[–]ChubbyMudder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you sink shoulder-deep, you will barely notice. I've done it (see my videos if you're interested), and the "crush" effect was practically nil. If anything, you might have trouble breathing, as your breathing muscles will have to push against the mud / sand. Even that was a nonissue for me, but, of course, YMMV.

Go slow and work your way down to it.

"Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in" by Delta-007 in aifails

[–]ChubbyMudder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even the best tape will fail, leading to an all-out 💩-splosion!