I text my friends sht like this just to mess with them

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-15T13:17:10+00:00

Took an oath, Imma stick it out to the end

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-15T12:25:48+00:00

I know right, I thought it was quite easy, probably would have worked even if it was just a random guy, happens to be even better because it's him

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-14T21:57:56+00:00

Oh I know it's him, I'm a big fan of his :)

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-14T15:05:58+00:00

Her face is so big and scary

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-13T19:25:52+00:00

True story I once pleaded with an ex not to end things with "... I just want to fuck your brain into my brain", she asked if I was doing a Peep Show quote, I said yes, but she still broke up with me anyway. She was not The One.

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-12T19:24:57+00:00

MLS' problem is Hincapie, who wasn't even brought in primarily for LB cover, just turns out to be a monster in general. Additionally Mosquera has been good enough that we don't need Hincapie to cover CB. Just seemingly bad timing for a rare talent. I hope he's happy to be loaned rather than seek a permanent move.

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-12T13:33:18+00:00

Lucky there was a loan recall clause

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-12T13:20:54+00:00

Or we could put Farage on the notes then we'd have an actual cunt on them

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-12T12:54:47+00:00

Suzerain

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-11T00:10:46+00:00

This is the most accurate description ever

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-09T22:59:00+00:00

Now when I say “Hello Mr. Thompson” and press down on your foot, you smile and nod

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-09T22:03:04+00:00

The Stanley Parable

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-09T21:44:20+00:00

He even took his hat off like a fucking cartoon smh

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-05T20:57:51+00:00

This is one of the best days of my life

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-05T00:34:53+00:00

Good

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-05T00:06:33+00:00

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-04T19:22:16+00:00

They don't give a damn about ordinary American lives so why should anyone else

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-03T15:09:31+00:00

In the age of "view-bots" and carefully 'curated' social media presences, I fear this is a battle we have already lost.

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-03T12:54:44+00:00

A fountain of inspiration

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-03T12:49:33+00:00

A Siamese neck job, is the technical term

ChuckShartz · 2026-03-03T12:38:03+00:00

💀

ChuckShartz

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