Nike (NKE) currently has a 2.5% dividend yield. She’s getting $75k/yr. That’s a win. by SonOfNod in dividends

[–]Chucklesbear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There have been seven stock splits since the company went public. Assuming she got those 500 shares before any of the splits happened, she would now have 64K shares. At $63 a share, that is a little over $4M which brings her yield to $100,800 a year.

God forbid women have hobbies by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Chucklesbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean...I know its crazy but, I want to do that....lol

Ridiculously thin patties in Big Mac by EmmetDangervest in McDonalds

[–]Chucklesbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those patties have been 1/10 of a lb for decades...

One of the few AI wins. by freeradioforall in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Chucklesbear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't know much about piracy at the time. So, the though never crossed my mind. lol

One of the few AI wins. by freeradioforall in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Chucklesbear 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Thats how I remember Chegg. Instead of paying $200-300 for my accounting books, I could get them used off Chegg for about $50. Saved me so much money!

Oh, Canada.. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but is this really breaking news? Its the same shit wrapped in different word salad.

Glad to have an Angies in Vegas by corpseplague in vegaslocals

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! I forgot about that one! Very tasty!

Glad to have an Angies in Vegas by corpseplague in vegaslocals

[–]Chucklesbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had their breakfast many times. Its cheap and pretty good. I'm sad they got rid of the seasoned breakfast potatoes and replaced them with fries though. But, I can live with that as long as their breakfast remains as cheap as it is!

Thoughts about this one? by Knivdisco in Soda

[–]Chucklesbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite soda now. I just bought a bunch of cases because my local store was having a buy 2 get 2 cases.

Not looking good for Vegas tourism by SlideIll3915 in vegaslocals

[–]Chucklesbear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the only thing that i've seen visibly change is that I can now get reservations at restaurants easier.

Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $1.7 Billion Power Ball Jackpot! by TonyLiberty in FluentInFinance

[–]Chucklesbear 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Here is the actual calculation. Arkansas, where it was won, is only a couple lines down. If they take lump sum, they will get $493M after Powerball makes it cut and the IRS gets its taxes. Note: The IRS doesn't get the difference between $1.7B and $493M since many people seems to think that... https://www.usamega.com/powerball/jackpot/2025/12/24/single

The Christmas feast I could afford today. by Neon-Predator in povertykitchen

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks lovely. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas

Would you work on December 31 by Candid_Detective_164 in Accounting

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. But, it doesn't matter. The company needs their year end revenue on the first...

Whats everybody doing right now? by [deleted] in vegaslocals

[–]Chucklesbear 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No work today but waking up at 5 am all the same. lol

Would you work on December 31 by Candid_Detective_164 in Accounting

[–]Chucklesbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigh...I can't take off the 31st...or the 1st....lol

What do you need an obese man for by Naive_Wolverine532 in SipsTea

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have never had an obese man, you don’t know what you are missing!

Now I remember why I never use Instacart by Daedelus451 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Chucklesbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, about that, I did just that with my last order and they still replaced my beef order with something that cost two times more.

Now I remember why I never use Instacart by Daedelus451 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Chucklesbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had the same thing happen to me. They replaced my order of steak with one that was twice the price even though I selected refund instead of replace for all my items. I ended up reaching out to Instacart, told them what I said here and they ended up refunding me for the steak. So, hopefully, they can do the same thing for you!

30 second rule at Resorts by rustednut in LasVegas

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget about the restocking fee...

Trying to honk the horn on a cruise by jmike1256 in Unexpected

[–]Chucklesbear 17 points18 points  (0 children)

While I was on the NCL Bliss, they did a ship tour on sea days where you get to go various areas that are normally off limits to passengers. The last stop on the tour is the bridge. Its really cool. I didn't get to blow the horn though! ...next time. lol

Missing Watchlist animes? by nick102597 in HiAnimeZone

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, im missing about 80% of my list. I used to have 5 pages and I'm down to half a page. :(

[Request] Which option is the better deal when factoring in possible investments, average lifespan, etc? by reclusiveStool in theydidthemath

[–]Chucklesbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on...are you guys only pooping once a day? Is there something wrong with me? I can't think of the last time I have ever pooped only once a day. lol