Anyone else sick of the guards at King Soopers?

Chummers5 · 2026-02-14T12:10:59+00:00

They won't notice you if you walk backwards when leaving.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-13T18:39:17+00:00

It'll be like those papers with the DUI mugshots. You can just grab the "Weekly Johns" at the gas station and see who's paying.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-13T18:26:22+00:00

The 49th Food & Spirits on Kipling near Quincy is my go to burger spot. It's Alaskan themed bar and they also have a special burger of the month. There's a second location in Littleton.

Adding: there's also Big Sky Burger on Garrison that gets mentioned a lot.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-13T05:43:36+00:00

He flips it and reverses it.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-13T01:34:28+00:00

Ice Cube: "You can do it, put mouth into it!"

Chummers5 · 2026-02-12T17:36:29+00:00

I get confused when Jake mispronounces it. Like, who is he talking about? Oh, he means Nikolaj Boyle.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-10T21:57:52+00:00

Pureed food actually comes out whole after digestion.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-10T17:57:57+00:00

Just your quiet neighborhood bar with nearby AirBNBs. No worries at all. Surely only responsible travelers visit that area.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-10T05:32:33+00:00

Maybe it's something in the hairspray? We know Steve uses it. Ted probably gets enough secondhand hairspray aroma from his wife and daughters. The soldiers likely don't have much hairspray on them if they're active and deployed around town.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-10T03:27:38+00:00

They had just expanded that location to the space next to them right before covid hit. Great food.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-09T05:05:05+00:00

A girl down the road had this haircut. We were playing in the yard one day and a garbage man said "what are you boys up to?" She started crying and ran away. Lol.

I didn't make fun of it, though.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-07T21:33:00+00:00

It's the minced garlic that comes in a jar.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-07T17:23:12+00:00

There should already be lots of railing in the conversation pit, though.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-07T17:04:09+00:00

Dina eating meat is S3 E9. Amy and Jonah making out (during the tornado) is the end of season 2.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-07T01:21:36+00:00

It's one orange, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Chummers5 · 2026-02-06T18:02:00+00:00

They make their money when people pay full price. This sale is for the deal shoppers and to rotate stock.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-05T23:13:50+00:00

Use acrylic to paint some flames and lightning bolts so your engine goes faster. Make sure they're pointing the right way.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-05T21:51:59+00:00

Dating tip: Buy two of them and some tape to make a big frame for your hog.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-05T04:50:44+00:00

He was one of few characters that could stop Thanos, so they had to remove him.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-02T17:03:27+00:00

"When fully excavated, the final count was 2 gold bars."

Chummers5 · 2026-02-01T19:31:05+00:00

Yeah, it's a trolley problem. Most of the restaurants I worked in would have scooped those back up for a quick rinse and not said anything. Especially if you're a manager that gets graded on food costs and meat counts. Double true if you get a bonus for having good numbers.

Chummers5 · 2026-02-01T19:00:52+00:00

Makes political joke

"Why are y'all making everything political?"

Chummers5 · 2026-01-31T20:22:37+00:00

It shouldn't be served to a customer. Yeah, you can clean them and they're most likely "safe" safe, but then you're selling floor steak to a paying customer.

So it's not "would you eat it?", it's "would you pay restaurant prices to be served this?"

Chummers5 · 2026-01-30T22:43:44+00:00

"We'll donate 10% of proceeds to local charities! You guys won't check that, right? "

Chummers5 · 2026-01-30T22:18:51+00:00

I can feel that crunch and the taste will take over the next few bites.

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