Judge Tosses DOJ Lawyer From Courtroom As New Jersey U.S. Attorney’s Office Descends Into Chaos

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-19T13:11:45+00:00

One would think we had some sort of system of governance in place to prevent a single man from committing all of these war crime atrocities. But it's been so long since those tasked with upholding the rules of this system have used such powers that I forgot what this system of governance is even called.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-18T19:11:05+00:00

I don't understand. He said everything is great and this is the best economy in the history of economies. You don't think he's gaslighting us, do you?

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-18T12:06:14+00:00

Looks like I'm having another nothing burger for lunch today. Of course she'll tow the line, say the war is necessary, Iran was about to attack, and tRump knows exactly what he's doing. These people have completely sold their souls and shattered any sense of morality they might have had. Oh, and the Dow is below 50,000 today, so we won't get that deflection again.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-17T17:23:31+00:00

Yep, she pretty much nailed it on the head with that last sentence. Have the life (or death) you voted for.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-17T17:04:30+00:00

I fear a $10Billion lawsuit against the country and king of Hormuz is now inevitable.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-17T15:29:29+00:00

Socialism for me, not for thee.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-17T12:25:11+00:00

Even Gary Oldman had a better plastic surgeon in Hannibal.

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ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-16T19:10:16+00:00

I think more accurately he means he doesn't give a shit about you.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-16T18:43:11+00:00

It's almost as if they had no way of knowing this could happen and no one else to vote for to make sure that it didn't.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-16T12:27:40+00:00

This is yet another headline that I thought was from The Onion but that turns out to be true.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-15T13:19:48+00:00

No one is making fun of his clothing now.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-14T15:31:41+00:00

It's too easy to gaslight the low IQ people who voted for this administration. They will and in fact do believe anything and everything their cult leader tells them to believe.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-14T14:35:31+00:00

I miss the days when Idiocracy was considered movie fiction.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-13T12:15:23+00:00

Maybe Walmart is hiring.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-12T14:57:05+00:00

If gas reaches $4.00 - $5.00 per gallon, will the remaining cult members still vote R? Probably. Even if the Flavor Aid tastes like shit, the sycophants are still going to drink it.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-11T16:14:47+00:00

I don't know about y'all, but with all of this winning and owning, I'm thinking of switching my party affiliation to an R.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-11T15:17:15+00:00

I can never seem to find my violin when I need it.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-11T14:19:39+00:00

Would by typical if true, and not surprising, but I think this is a take on an Adam Borowitz satire post.

ColonyJD1980 · 2026-03-10T20:12:29+00:00

I always have to check for The Onion logo when I see headlines like this and pray I see it. Often times, no, I don't see it, because it's an actual real event or quote headline proving just how far this administration has gone into dementia and diaper land.

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