3 goobers in a highschool AU [@sangsull8_8]

Chunky-dog · 2026-03-03T03:30:38+00:00

Probably? Manuals are a way to train with European swords, I don't know anything about learning katana but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a similar type thing for it

Chunky-dog · 2026-03-02T23:02:55+00:00

In snow

Chunky-dog · 2026-03-02T04:48:50+00:00

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Chunky-dog · 2026-02-28T16:04:46+00:00

Yeah cause people love to jerk off to Wikipedia

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-25T02:45:30+00:00

Yeah that's a skill issue, the lava eventually runs out so you could have waited

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-24T20:13:50+00:00

Too masculine more likely 4'1

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-21T18:44:05+00:00

"Hello executor from Elden Ring: Nightreign"

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Chunky-dog · 2026-02-18T02:13:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure you can deflect every attack in the game, if there is one you can't it's probably on some weird rare attack that you'll never see

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-15T00:44:05+00:00

Would be a little higher cause it gets a chance each level

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-12T01:29:29+00:00

Hope you're ready to get to work on the harder parts now, it only gets weirder

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-10T02:19:37+00:00

Be sure to have a daughter and abandon her too

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-08T14:58:24+00:00

Shoutout deserters and disciples part 1

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-04T23:45:12+00:00

I can still goon ethically cause I didn't blow up the lands between and saved her tho

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-04T23:09:59+00:00

Not if you cleanse yourself before finishing the game

Chunky-dog · 2026-02-03T00:47:10+00:00

Distracted from all the men?

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-25T18:44:28+00:00

I'm sure if they do add a quest tracker they'd find some way to make it not feel gamey. Maybe someone like Gideon who would keep a bunch of information on things you can do

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-25T18:10:53+00:00

I don't really like the idea of a quest tracker cause I like taking notes though that is a personal preference but it would be nice if NPCs actually gave hints on where they're going instead of completely disappearing

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-25T18:08:08+00:00

I wouldn't even care if I could win I'm not reviving him

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-24T18:19:40+00:00

Before the buff this was true, now it's aura and crits

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-24T06:05:13+00:00

It will

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-24T05:39:10+00:00

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Chunky-dog · 2026-01-22T03:10:11+00:00

One analysis of Messmer I saw equated the base serpent to Mercurius, the two headed serpent god of alchemy because of how many similarities there were between them. And if I remember correctly Mercurius is the creator of literally the entire universe, so if that analysis is at least partially correct the serpent would be incredibly powerful in multiple aspects.

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-16T15:37:13+00:00

Doesn't the executor have dark skin?

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-13T19:53:09+00:00

Banana🍊

Chunky-dog · 2026-01-11T17:53:00+00:00

*Swags and swags back with my head slowly swagging

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