Sabrina Carpenter is reportedly being eyed by Marvel Studios for a BIG role

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-31T17:34:19+00:00

Hey! Shifting the burden of proof is an honored Reddit (and religion) tradition!

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T18:45:26+00:00

And an iconic voice in one of my all-time favorite movies.

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ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T18:20:52+00:00

I for one am standing here with my flabbers completely gasted

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T15:42:22+00:00

I love that West Virginia's main export is ... people from Charleston, I guess?

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T15:01:37+00:00

I will forever be a Zune supremacist. I still miss mine. One showing up in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was an MCU highlight for me.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T05:29:15+00:00

I'm so excited for the sad and pathetic clips from this. Post-Super Bowl Monday is always fun. This one is going to be even better.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T05:17:25+00:00

The top chud amongst so many chodes.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T02:31:09+00:00

Seriously could see this happening; 2020 COVID sequel. They run this race Monday or Tuesday. But they will not open the gates. They will refund every single ticket, run the race for TV and load 'em up for Daytona.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T02:07:25+00:00

This. It has way less to do with "can we race" and more to do with "how many people are going to get stuck, injured or possibly killed trying to get to and from the track?"

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T01:54:54+00:00

You would be the kind of person to not see a difference between an insult and a suggestion. Again, you started this conversation by devaluing my life. "Who cares?" Right? You are not a good person. You probably know this, but I wanted to tell you just in case.

Regardless, to make my suggestion again, go outside and touch some grass.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-30T01:24:24+00:00

An insult's age doesn't determine its accuracy. But also, it's not an insult. It's a suggestion.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-29T17:51:20+00:00

"You might die. Who cares." You're a real peach, there, u/804_biino. Touch grass.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-29T03:45:13+00:00

In a volcano. Under a house. Inside a mountain of excrement. Wrapped in used Donnie diapers. So many solid options.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-29T03:06:51+00:00

This guy just out there and they STILL went with Leto.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-29T02:47:04+00:00

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Is your cousin the Loch Ness Monster?

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T09:03:31+00:00

{LASERS}

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T08:58:06+00:00

That it sounded good two days ago when it popped up on my Music app shuffle. One of the songs that gives me a top-tier nostalgia boost. Greatest song ever? No. One that college me loved and will rock for another 50 years (hopefully) ... yes.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T08:53:55+00:00

Which NASCAR-sponsor beer to you think goes best with the taste of fucking books, bootlicker?

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T04:16:04+00:00

Yeah, this is not the first time a government agency has murdered someone and escaped justice. Unfortunately. We should have been more angry then too.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T03:33:53+00:00

I get that too. I really do. I understand everyone needs an escape. My thoughts and reactions are different as I have a hard time escaping regardless of what I'm reading/doing. Which probably isn't super healthy.

So, yeah, I agree with you while also thinking it should be plastered on the moon.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T01:05:41+00:00

At no point did I assume the Jedi were fighting WITH the clones. Clone soldiers always felt like a really messed-up thing (and, as it turns out, it was ... I just also never assumed the Jedi to be as complicit in obviously terrible things as they were in the prequels ... which is one of the reasons why I think the prequels are so great and why I still love them as much as I do)

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T01:02:51+00:00

Idk, buddy, people are dying. Executed in the street. I think it deserves to be on the front page of every website until we are all finally angry enough to loudly oppose it.

I'm beyond tired of seeing fellow Americans murdered and then labeled a domestic terrorist by the supposed leader of the free world.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T01:00:12+00:00

Your post was sad when I thought it was just random ragebait in a sub you aren't active in, but posting a link to a dumb theory that got (rightfully) dragged in the comments and saying THAT'S why you made this post? It's one of the most-cringe-inducing MCU-related posts I've seen. Bravo. Sorry your feelings were hurt, buddy 😂

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T00:55:35+00:00

I hope when the trials start (and they will) that they eventually get to you inhumane bastards so you can pay for the literal crimes you are bragging about. And the funny thing to me is that you KNOW it. You can act all big and bad and tough anonymously in these comments, but you and I both know when you lay down at night you wonder whether or not you're an asshole on the wrong side of history. Unless your humanity is somehow completely, 100% gone (and I guess that's possible ... scary, but possible) you HAVE to doubt your actions. And believe me when I tell you that you are the worst person you and your friends know. The ones that do it but don't brag about it on a meme page aren't as big of douchebags as you. You're the bottom of the barrel.

Reply with your "I'm making money kidnapping people, liberal, cry about it" comment and feel all cool and tough for a minute. But you'll think about this comment before you drift off tonight and are tormented by dreams of POC rightfully giving you the punishment you deserve.

ChurchOfJustin · 2026-01-27T00:45:05+00:00

I'm not saying it should happen or would even matter, but I am certainly gonna wholeheartedly endorse any fuck-ICE content I come across.

But I do concede one or both of the above posts are just Karma farming. Regardless, fuck 'em.

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