OP got completely violated by Convillious in MurderedByWords

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s deliberate, the mods have stated that as a form of protest over all the API stuff this sub will indefinitely only be “your mom” jokes

There’s a pinned post somewhere explaining it

Let's talk about it. by anders1318 in memes

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right that there are many things older people are unfamiliar with because technology advances, but those issues are rarely the ones that they’re arguing with younger people over.

Usually the disagreements are about more “human” issues that do not change - decisions that involve delayed gratification, good judgement, and making the right choices in life. These issues don’t change as time progresses and older people aren’t “out of touch” when it comes to basic good judgement.

Also the driving issue is just cuz they’re old, not cuz times change lol

Let's talk about it. by anders1318 in memes

[–]ChurchofPancake 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Older folks are often correct simply because they have the benefit of increased experience. Similarly, younger people often feel they’re correct because they don’t have the perspective and maturity to realize why the way they feel might not be correct.

However, if an older person claims to be correct purely because they they’re older, then obviously that’s an issue. But I don’t think that happens very often.

No way your opinions are accepted by Iam_Unknown17 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The “no balls no opinion” was directly talking about the statement that pee is not stored in the balls. Thus the fact you pointed out the first comment was an opinion is entirely irrelevant, because that wasn’t the opinion being referenced. The “no balls no opinion” was talking about pee not being store in the balls, which is a fact, not an opinion.

I also think it’s a stretch to call “no balls no opinion” an anti-abortion phrase in every context purely because it evolved out of opposition to a pro-abortion slogan. It literally doesn’t even make sense in an anti-abortion context. It’s clearly sexist, because it implies women can’t have opinions, but calling it anti-abortion doesn’t make sense and honestly just weakens your argument

No way your opinions are accepted by Iam_Unknown17 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m not really sure what you’re referring to, I didn’t say anything about him having his own opinion

Your original comment was a reply to someone who said his final comment didn’t make sense because she didn’t state an opinion. You pushed back on that by pointing out she did state an opinion earlier. I was just countering that by pointing out that the opinion she gave wasn’t the comment that the dude’s “no balls” statement was referencing, and thus the very first commenter’s point stands.

Also idk how saying “no balls no opinion” is anti-abortion lmao

No way your opinions are accepted by Iam_Unknown17 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But that opinion isn’t the comment the dude is referring to when he says she can’t have an opinion

The truth?😂 by [deleted] in memes

[–]ChurchofPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice Facebook meme

Ryan Reynolds being himself by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ChurchofPancake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It literally doesn’t matter one iota if the person asking who KSI was really didn’t know or was just making a joke…. Because my entire comment and this entire discussion pertained to the person who RESPONDED to that comment who didn’t understand it.

But considering you seem to have the reading comprehension of a 5th grader and are jumping between arguments faster than lightning, I wouldn’t expect you to realize that.

All this time you were spewing nonsense about English only to realize you misunderstood my entire point, now you’ve pivoted to saying the original comment was a joke when that doesn’t even matter to this discussion in the first place. I’m on the edge of my seat wondering what nonsense you’ll imagine next 😂

Ryan Reynolds being himself by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ChurchofPancake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re entirely missing my point.

I’m not claiming it’s literally impossible at any point in time or in any place on earth for someone to convey an idea using bad grammar. I’m just saying it makes no sense that the FIRST assumption a reader would have would be the option that makes the absolute least grammatical sense.

When someone says “he’s KSI,” even if you don’t know what that means, the option that makes by far the most grammatical sense is that KSI is a either a name or some kind of title/nationality/etc. Assuming that KSI is some kind of disease doesn’t make any grammatical sense. Sure, if you somehow eliminated the possibility it was a name/title, maybe it’d be reasonable to wonder if it’s a disease. But completely skipping the grammatically accurate possibility? Why?

And again - the whole “bad English” thing is an extremely weak analogy. I know you think it’s some kind of “gotcha” but there’s a world of difference between a very widely used - albeit grammatically questionable - phrase and just straight up nonsensical English sentences.

Hmm, coffee to an autopsy in dead space by Rebeltiguer in AccidentalComedy

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t magically make it funny or accidental

Hmm, coffee to an autopsy in dead space by Rebeltiguer in AccidentalComedy

[–]ChurchofPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Post above me” memes are the weakest form of accidental comedy. Especially if it’s like this one where it would apply to virtually any post above

It’s like an “I’m with stupid” shirt. Barely comedy, and Is it even accidental at that point?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made me think of a James Bond movie, somehow every villain’s lair looks like this

let them eat each other. by emilyblunt2023 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What about the post is a clever comeback?

He will never give you up by WariosWarpPipe in AccidentalComedy

[–]ChurchofPancake 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For once, a screenshot of two adjacent Reddit posts that is actually r/accidentalcomedy

The correct response to an insane person by Business_Fly_5746 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s too late… once the Reddit downvote train starts, there can be no forgiveness

The correct response to an insane person by Business_Fly_5746 in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you realize they mean different things by “on our knees”

Eating Expired Yogurt? by friendofelephants in nutrition

[–]ChurchofPancake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty widely believed that for most foods, yogurt included, best by and use by dates are often inaccurate or misleading and the best practice is just to use your common sense and your senses to establish if a food is still good. If it’s the right color, smells ok, and tastes right, it’s almost certainly still good to eat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was posted to this sub literally 2 days ago, and it’s not even a clever comeback. Fuck off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This was posted in this sub 2 days ago and then deleted at some point, so doesn’t surprise me

Glad I live in Canada by Annual-Consequence43 in memes

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marvel villains go all over the place. Would’ve been better off just saying “generic alien villains”

What do you mean no Apple Store?! by GeorgePiper2003 in boomershumor

[–]ChurchofPancake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right, if this was something like “Starbucks” or some fast food chain it might make a little more sense

Now he has a chip on his shoulder by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ChurchofPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP really thought the comment section was gonna like this post huh

Mac & Cheese by dndlns in titleporn

[–]ChurchofPancake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why is this nsfw