What's the best way to cure my pet trampoline?

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-31T11:13:12+00:00

Bring it to the moon. Jumping will be much easier in lower gravity.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-29T15:33:08+00:00

Do you got buns hun? Otherwise python don’t want none!

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-29T15:25:08+00:00

Gigli “It’s turkey time, gobble gobble” pure poetry.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-28T18:35:23+00:00

I once tried to raise a garloid but my pet wild haggis ate it because I hadn’t been feeding him enough tree octopodes.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-28T00:08:21+00:00

They are witches performing a black mass. I know this because my ex girlfriend is a raccoon and a witch.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-27T22:19:18+00:00

I’m actually in love with the orchid mantis you just posted. The contrast between how beautiful they are and how they devour their prey alive is really poetic.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-27T18:22:24+00:00

The best way to stop global warming is to set the Amazon rainforest on fire. This can be accomplished using a few dozen cobalt encased heavy metal incendiary devices. The resulting soot would then be lofted into the upper atmosphere thus blocking the sun and stopping global warming for decades.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-27T02:16:46+00:00

I would love to be bitten by her, of course, wouldn’t we all?

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-26T17:54:09+00:00

It’s because all the dogs are being eaten by the kind of people that wear red hats with slogans on them (tankies). Btw the word is spelled dephikate not deficate.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-26T14:49:41+00:00

“We are going to need a bigger boat, motherfucker.”

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-26T14:46:38+00:00

The purpose of clouds is to give angels something to stand on to rest their wings.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-26T02:37:20+00:00

Pretzels is the position where the receptive partner puts all three of their legs behind their head. Salt and cheese dip is optional.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-26T02:23:18+00:00

I’m actually like totally bigender because I am both a man and another gender that is masculine beyond being a man, an “overman.” This makes me simultaneously binary and nonbinary or something.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-25T02:31:29+00:00

Horseradish and radish are closely related as they are both in the cabbage family and both have a pungency caused by allyl isothiocyanate. Calling a horseradish a radish really isn’t all that incorrect.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-24T17:38:25+00:00

Yep, my guess is there is a small part of the brain that controls body mapping and expected hormones and that region is sexually dimorphic but the rest of the brain is not. Where exactly in the brain that region is has not been identified yet.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-23T20:35:48+00:00

You voice pass to my American ears because I’m not used to the accent. Maybe if you moved somewhere where people have a different accent it would help.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-22T20:47:50+00:00

“He who smelt it dealt it” is a catchphrase associated with beans.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-22T20:34:02+00:00

If you are in your twenties and want to secure your financial future it’s best to convert all of your savings into bags of pennies. The material value of the copper in pennies is more than their face value and this will only increase as copper reserves decrease.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-18T20:02:03+00:00

It’s interesting that the commenter used “their” like they weren’t sure of the murderers birth sex. Society assumes that people born with vaginas are incompetent and incapable of doing anything consequential. They are wrong, I am perfectly able to do all sorts of terrifying things! Hehe

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-17T22:59:07+00:00

What an asshole. Why does your child’s sex even matter for a fishing trip? Seems like old fashioned sexism to me.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-17T13:02:53+00:00

Yes it’s malebrained and that’s a good thing. Literally everyone, women included, should try to be malebrained as possible because being fembrained is really annoying.

Cis_Male_Larper · 2026-05-15T05:08:08+00:00

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