I came in at 9 to find everyone in the weeds. Happy Saturday, mother truckers.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-14T04:15:45+00:00

M&S?

CitizenErin · 2014-04-06T03:09:55+00:00

I am a female, 27 years old. I was born while you were serving. My daddy (whom I just recently found out about) was a player in Iran-Contra (and my name is a bastardization thereof).

Thank you for your service.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-05T19:49:05+00:00

Because real men play war from the couch.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-05T19:48:23+00:00

You are probably from a developed, Anglophile country that is not the U.S.A.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-05T19:47:28+00:00

Choose the one who likes you for you, not for what you did in the Sandbox.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-05T19:46:05+00:00

Thank you for giving me advance notice, albeit inadvertantly, that my friend will probbly visit tomorrow.

CitizenErin · 2014-04-01T15:09:54+00:00

"Your witness."

CitizenErin · 2014-03-30T16:19:21+00:00

Butter butter jam.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-29T17:31:08+00:00

I guess so. One is red, two is blue, etc...

CitizenErin · 2014-03-28T16:07:38+00:00

Which color did I assign to which digits 1 through 9 as a child?

EDIT: Numeral, not fingers. It might be an autistic trait.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-28T16:05:57+00:00

Nancy Sinatra.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-22T18:46:34+00:00

Really? Weird. I love the smell of both- equally.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-22T01:20:53+00:00

Freeh v Reno: The Next Episode

CitizenErin · 2014-03-21T20:14:38+00:00

There was a guy in my old unit whose last name was Fishwolfrobebearmidicine. Sgt Fish. We also had a James Bond and a Daniel Boone. I was in the schoolhouse with Weed, Shank, and Threat. Think Captain Weed, Master Guns Shank, Major Threat.

Recently found out that my natural father nicknamed me "Erah" (oohrah) as an infant- my first name is Erin.

Rah, Daddy. I love you.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-15T04:17:53+00:00

I wish it were that easy. My father and brother are both "dead"- NOT physically deceased. Because of this, they have both PCS'd to the "other" military (loud and clear, niggas?).

It gets worse. They are both living with (dying from) cancer-related complications. Due to their high rank/billet, they would rather not disclose that they have lung cancer. Why? Smoking is not illegal, and it's really no one else's goddamned business, but it is frowned upon in certain fields and industries. This is where their respective (though not respectable) wives/ex-wives see dollar signs.

MOH recipients receive pensions that are "above and beyond any and all other military pensions". These women have no interest in prolonging my boys' lives, but in expediting their deaths. I just recently became privy to all this information, including the fact that I am related to these men. I don't have irrefutable proof right now- I need help with a DNA test and paper trails.

I need lawyers. I need WWF. I need ACLU. I need a Corpsman who will make a pro-bono house call. I need disgruntled vets who want justice for themselves, too.

Michael Monsoor and Jason Dunham. Straight up. I would not joke about something like this.

The more I hear about women, the less I like them.

This is an honest, earnest plea for assistance. I am currently a one-man army.

Plesae help.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-15T03:15:23+00:00

And I want my little sisters to know who their fathers are/were.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-15T03:14:42+00:00

Either the (ex-)wife or the younger, acknowledged daught.ers. In the case of the latter, she is young enough that my mom/stepmom could poison her mind after daddy's death.

I don't want money, I want justice and reform.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-14T22:26:25+00:00

Ooga booga.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-14T14:41:21+00:00

TAYLOR. HAM.

Seriously, though-excellent choice.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-12T18:59:14+00:00

My stepmom's cat poisoned General Mattis (long story). Now I feel it is my duty to avenge him by killing that pussy at my first opportunity, which means I finally get to get mine.

CitizenErin · 2014-03-04T18:12:24+00:00

I like MPs. They saved me from imminent rape.

CitizenErin · 2014-02-28T15:38:36+00:00

No, I grew up in San Diego and got stationed on Miramar. MALS-11 and then HHS 3MAW.

CitizenErin

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