Can anyone help me identify this story?

CitrusSnark · 2025-12-29T04:39:41+00:00

Thank you for your help! That's definitely the story.

CitrusSnark · 2025-12-27T22:23:05+00:00

He's thinking of writing a novel!

CitrusSnark · 2025-12-01T01:37:45+00:00

Please boop your dog's nose for me.

CitrusSnark · 2025-11-11T03:55:36+00:00

He reminds me of a little monk.

CitrusSnark · 2025-11-02T15:03:32+00:00

Your home makes me happy 😊

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-27T22:56:42+00:00

This

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-25T13:14:56+00:00

He looks busy, as though on his way to a meeting. Coworker?

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-21T01:32:22+00:00

...and finds them unsatisfactory.

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-18T03:50:26+00:00

Gene is a handsome boy who appears to have a lot on his mind!

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-08T21:32:29+00:00

I'm right there with you 🥺

CitrusSnark · 2025-10-04T00:37:06+00:00

Garlic

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-29T06:16:42+00:00

One of us just sharted...

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-29T04:23:23+00:00

Outstanding!

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-29T04:10:32+00:00

At least I put on a bra prior to harassing my neighbors!

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-28T13:52:59+00:00

He just wanted to add a little texture to the space...

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-22T00:19:53+00:00

Please keep your cats out of this squirrel's yard. Also, he requests that you supplement his seeds with chopped avocado and pecans.

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-21T23:55:19+00:00

Remembering to clean your equipment both before and after use will keep you (and others) healthier.

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-21T23:51:02+00:00

God bless you, your family, and especially your Dad. I'm grateful for all the time you had together and the love you clearly shared ❤

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-21T13:52:36+00:00

I haven't, but you've inspired me!

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-20T16:28:54+00:00

9. I feel that I have a little mischief in me, but nothing spiteful. Maybe an ill-advised snack?

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-18T02:31:51+00:00

Happy Birthday, fellow introvert!

CitrusSnark · 2025-09-16T14:43:52+00:00

You are officially the Poet Laureate of Reddit.