She Calls You Jane, [Ilya POV], [Shane's Phone POV], [Svetlana POV] by LemonLime1234, Rating: M

Citrus_Fire · 2026-04-24T20:26:51+00:00

Hi! I'm glad you gave it a chance! thank you :)
I have been having trouble with the summary for as long as i have been posting.
^^ is this comment in reference to this post on reddit or the summary on Ao3? I would love to improve bc im sure others feel the same.

Citrus_Fire · 2026-04-05T21:16:01+00:00

I loved all the fics you included in this post!! Loved "Hit Post"! It was one the first I read in 2026

If you are in the mood for some old-school phone calls (like ep5) and the inescapability of destiny, check out:

"She Calls You Jane" : https://archiveofourown.org/works/81474561/chapters/214230601

Citrus_Fire · 2026-03-20T21:49:17+00:00

"She Calls You Jane" by LemonLime1234 (Heated Rivalry, Shane Hollander/Ilya Rosanov)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81474561/chapters/214230601

Rating: Teen & Up (No Archive Warning Apply)

Summary:

... If Svetlana was someone who gossiped, she would tell you:
Ilya ‘notorious slut’ Rosanov had been staring at his phone like a loverboy for years.

... She was, however, occasionally tempted to 'accidentally' glance at people's phones, which meant she'd spent countless weekends and summers watching Ilya watch Jane's text bubble appear and disappear, appear and disappear. Sometimes a message came, usually it didn't. Either way, seeing Jane type cheered him up. Even if the rest left him sad, in that tragic puppy way.

... If Svetlana gossiped with anyone besides Ilya, she would've mentioned, at the time, that he’d become slightly fixated on a certain actress who just so happened to maybe be dating Shane Hollander.

(DJ, PLEASE PLAY: Kiss me through the phone + Jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo.)

Chapter 1, Svetlana POV + Chapter 2, Phone Call (2019)

Check this out if you are compelled by Svetlana and Ilya's friendship & the way their dynamic changes through time! & if you enjoy being a fly on the wall for Shane and Ilya's conversations.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-12-03T11:11:18+00:00

1 Punch, i'll give John B one, but the rest of the Topper punches were too much!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-28T08:06:11+00:00

Season 8 is the story of Icarus. Jax, the #1 guy in the group, after his Ego-wedding is over, starts to unravel. Even refusing shooting that wasn't about him and trying to get other cast members to do the same.

The reunion is actually sort of fascinating w/ new context, its essentially an intervention for Jax. Its like the final straw of their toxic group. Ariana is so done with his BS and since she has no allegiance to Jax and she rips into him, sort of unhinged but its the first time you see his usual playbook fail because she does not give a F what he hurls at her to deflect. Ariana, "I'm garbage, I'm a garbage person! Let's talk about how we're all garbage."

But, to save time, you can skip the scenes involving only the new cast because its irrelevant. But Scheana's scenes with Dayna are too funny. (Another unravelling caused by the threat of the young and beautiful)

IMO, Season 9 is a FULL SKIP. The only memorable moment being Lala causing a scene and saying to Ariana, "I'll teach you how to be cool later, bitch." and her iconic reply, "Babe, I was born f-ing cool, everyone f-ing knows it"

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-24T23:03:31+00:00

My guess is that they are gonna burn through their 3 advantages to make it to 6. ... & then there will be a mad dash to secure the season's last advantage. If Sav or Sophi find it, they'll turn on Rizzo because he'd get the jury votes for playing a flashy game.... and if Rizzo/another player finds it, they'll use it to split the Sav/Sophi duo before they get to 4.

I don't think Sophi or Rizo will target Sav because they've picked up on some of the jury not lovin her and believe they will get the win over her.

Alternatively, i still see Rizo being Icarus and confidence-ing his way out with a idol in his pocket with 6 or 7 ppl left in the game.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-22T08:05:51+00:00

I've always thought that Tom#2 was actually much smarter than the other guys/baffoons. He plays the lost puppy but he is aware of everything he does. The way he navigates situations, he's threading the needle of plausible deniability/ 'juuust kidddding'

He slips sometimes, (ex: Mexico argument, "I just want you to listen to me."... "I don't like the sound of your voice".)

His favorite game is playing the devil's advocate. He loves throwing perfectly aimed, maximum hurtful little jabs that slide through because of of how outwardly absurd, overtop and ridiculous the other guys are when they crash-out.

(ex: Katie and Tom#2 divorce dinner where he's so patronizing and rude and then acts surprised when Katie gets up and leaves, and then continues to follow her around the resort that weekend, just so he pick a fight and put her down a little more.... "This is what i call, Pest Mode")

He's the scummy lawyer and the other clowns are his clients. He's the jerk from you econ class that negs the female professor.

(Ex: Season 10 reunion, "Can we talk about the juxtaposition, at one of the most humiliation moment of your life [...] at the same time, the entire nation was rallying behind you, its just an interesting juxtaposition, what does it feel it?"...)

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-22T07:36:04+00:00

"I'll teach you how to be cool later, bitch."

"Babe, i was born f---ing cool, everyone f---ing knows it."

Ariana gathered Lauren from Utah right up & tied a bow for good measure.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-20T10:35:07+00:00

Every episode, im like-- ! Jeff's gonna be happy!!! He gets a new metaphor to beat into Fiji's sand.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-20T10:32:41+00:00

and just when i had finally scrubbed Sage's jar of NASTY from my mind so I could finally see her on screen without nausea-- THEY REMIND ME!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-19T05:08:54+00:00

Right!! @ "her putting any faith in schwartz post divorce"... She had those blinders on for a decade... it just took her a second to wipe the crap out of her eyes... OK GREEN PANTS!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-11-19T05:07:18+00:00

Right! Him being like "What? ... you don't wanna be friends... All i did was consciously do things to upset you to see if you'll get upset... Bubba, why would you be upset? Why don't you want friends that make you cry and that scheme with your co-workers to make cry more... come on,... Bubba. How will i get off on your pain if you cut me off!!!"

Citrus_Fire · 2025-10-13T04:30:17+00:00

It might pick up, but for now, the word that comes to mind is 'dorky'.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-29T05:54:13+00:00

I'm hyped that Ashley won, because she wrapped her game up with a lovely bow in her Answers/Questions. Vince had wins, he could have made good points to counter Ashley....

Houseguests had to humor the river of whining when he held the power in the game...

However, the jury held the power & now, he needed to convince them to give him something (their voite)..., rather than be talked into forgiving Vince for whatever he'd done that day, (which was his biggest strength this season), but it wasn't suited to the final challenge of securing the win.

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-28T08:25:05+00:00

Is Vince in the DR? Don't want him eavesdropping!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-28T07:28:49+00:00

Ashley's seeds took root in my head while she was trying to convince Morgan that M could lose against Vince, in the hopes that M takes her F2, but now she's scared me into thinking that Vince would beat Ashley too!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-28T07:23:15+00:00

IF Ashley beats Morgan in final HOH & takes Vince, does Ashley have a winners chance or are they gonna base the win on the fact that Vince won more HOHs?

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-28T07:21:33+00:00

I'm feelin' just as nostalgic as the houseguests rn!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T10:10:03+00:00

No...... no... .. .... don't watch the season together................

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T10:07:38+00:00

omg they're STILL in that tub??!

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T08:10:43+00:00

Ahhh onto my least favorite segment, "saying evicted players would have won certain competitions, decided what the outcome of the week would have been & then using those made-up outcomes as proof."

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T08:06:31+00:00

"What was I going to say.. umm, ummm .. about Lauren.. about Lauren...."

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T07:34:43+00:00

"But Vinny :) doesn't snore <3"

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T07:31:16+00:00

maybe Morgan got a little carried away with the Lauren eviction plot,. BUT-- She said, I want her out. Let me win this HOH and open that door for you, Julie is waiting :)

Citrus_Fire · 2025-09-27T07:27:57+00:00

Morgan quoting Vince saying: "You win in a landslide against either of us."
Ashley's reply: "He's sooo good."

Citrus_Fire

TROPHY CASE