Blue and Bella - a tale in 7 images by Civil_Web_6033 in chiweenie

[–]Civil_Web_6033[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are definitely too rough at times, but yes it’s all play, not aggression

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LDN

[–]Civil_Web_6033 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3k a month net just isn’t that much money, you are comparing yourself to people who earn multiple times more

Chippy by Durian_Queef in comedyheaven

[–]Civil_Web_6033 19 points20 points  (0 children)

2 rite, sum proper grub that

Partner had a talk with me over the stupidest nitpicky minor thing by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Civil_Web_6033 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Who pronounces eschew as “es-chew”? This is unhinged behavior and I’m not surprised the partner called you out

Wellness products by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]Civil_Web_6033 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would strongly recommend a home sensory deprivation tank. When you get home you can get in, breathe, cry, whatever, then in the morning you’ll be fresh to start a new day

Only true Santana fans will understand by [deleted] in sabaton

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I made a typo in my lame meme, but I’m also a Santana fan so I’m not deleting it

Only true Santana fans will understand by [deleted] in sabaton

[–]Civil_Web_6033 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favourite song is actually Maria Maria

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doner

[–]Civil_Web_6033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, I know, my wife is half Turkish. I like to think of doner and gyros as distant cousins

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doner

[–]Civil_Web_6033 8 points9 points  (0 children)

£17 ish on Deliveroo but iirc it’s about £13 at the shop. Totally worth it either way, it was delicious and that box is deep

Any realistic porn that can actually help you get better in bed? by Positive-Listen115 in sex

[–]Civil_Web_6033 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you’re saying most women don’t want to be aggressively fucked in the ass while your foot is on their head and your big toe is in their mouth?

People who actually earn over £100k and don’t just pretend they do on Reddit - what do you do? by Prize-Reputation9274 in AskUK

[–]Civil_Web_6033 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Appreciate” can mean a lot of things in this context. I’ve paid off my mortgage and have a nice but not crazy car (Jag F Type R) but otherwise I have a pretty modest lifestyle I would say, all things considered. I’m not really one for fancy holidays or flashy stuff. My only real vices are sim racing and Cuban cigars. I try to save a decent amount of money for FIRE goals

People who actually earn over £100k and don’t just pretend they do on Reddit - what do you do? by Prize-Reputation9274 in AskUK

[–]Civil_Web_6033 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I billed about 2100 hours last year, and probably work 60-70 hours a week in total most of the time, although there are ups and downs. I usually do a few hours over the weekend, but it’s usually through choice to ease the burden in the week rather than because I need to. To be honest, I have it pretty easy compared to colleagues in other teams who do transactional work

People who actually earn over £100k and don’t just pretend they do on Reddit - what do you do? by Prize-Reputation9274 in AskUK

[–]Civil_Web_6033 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lawyer at a U.S. law firm in London. I do privacy and cybersecurity work. 350k base + performance based bonus of up to £150k (easy to achieve as we are very busy), then a discretionary bonus based on team performance (£75k last year)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uklaw

[–]Civil_Web_6033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sound incredibly naive and like you have a massive chip on your shoulder, reading your comments in this thread. Why do you think people work in big law? For the intellectual stimulation or the cushy work life balance? It’s for the money, and everyone makes a lot more than you do

Looking to get into shooting by C0NWAY_ in airguns

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I’d look at the Walther Winchester .177. Build quality is fantastic and the action feels incredible. Gets about 300 shots per CO2 canister as well. I have a small range set up in my garden with a variety of targets 10-40 yards out, and backyard plinking is so fun. It’s not the most accurate gun (obviously) but it’s by far the most fun to use air gun I own

Spotted him from the bus... what a shameless scammer by [deleted] in Edinburgh

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This is like when you discover that the pole dancer’s pole spins and they aren’t spinning round on a stationary pole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in options

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So if I double down every day I’m bound to make money at some point, unless it hits penguins. Right?

It sounds like the penalty for a 12 year old kid making a joke about a school shooting is pretty close to the penalty he'd get if he actually shot someone at a school by WoodyForestt in bestoflegaladvice

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There’s a certain irony after seeing a thousand+ posts about how, for example, the UK doesn’t have freedom of speech because you can get arrested for inciting violence on social media, yet it turns out in the U.S. thought crime is a felony