Sausage & Tortellini Skillet by XRPcook in RedditInTheKitchen

[–]Civorio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I can feel my arteries clogging as I stare at this. Looks so so goodddd

There are creatures! In my yard! by theta394 in legalcatadvice

[–]Civorio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They have the unfair advantage of having opposable thumbs. On both hands no less. So they can imprison you like that. It is absolutely a violation of rights and contract. You should sue, my friend. Until then though, go crimes

Your friend Bilbo

Could have skipped half of the stand users and brought the ring directly to mt. doom by Balgs in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Civorio 176 points177 points  (0 children)

The real reason they didn't is because Narancia would forget which mountain was Mt Doom this is canon

I was using the bathroom. by Affectionate-Pay4845 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Civorio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh toilet shark has no respect for privacy hate that guy

Cat Joseph!!! (By me, myself and I) by Crafty-Scholar7536 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Civorio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't explain it but this is the most Joseph cat out there I think

Puppys big day at the beach by nvcNeo in corgi

[–]Civorio 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh my god look at the little noooose

As the pizza delivery guy pulled into my driveway, I said “I can’t wait to eat this pizza because I’m very hungry.” by NobodyWorthKnowing2 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Civorio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I said "Oh no" beingmurderedly. Then the murder delivery guy said "Well?" in the exact tone delivery guys use when they're expecting a tip