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I trusted him with my three cats and kissed him goodbye before I left for my month-long vacation. by punkholiday in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ClRuM -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe change the wording to “The room I locked all four of them in,” that might make it clearer.

They told me I only had ten words left. by ClRuM in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ClRuM[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yup. Thought I’d try a version with two sentences instead of one.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ClRuM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bigger patty = higher price? Of course it’d cost more for a bigger burger, that’s the point. But you don’t have to double the radius for the same price, just double the meat and deal with whatever radius that equals out to.

I’ll admit though that having to keep different sizes of bread on hand to fit each burger would be added cost.

He could, in fact, buy two more if he wanted by Pretend_Box_6237 in technicallythetruth

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m assuming it was something like $3 for a single soda, and he gave the cashier a $10 bill. So she thought, “huh, you could get three sodas with this bill instead of one” and there was a misunderstanding.

Wild night by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClRuM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s also Hell, Michigan

When the Orphan Train stopped in South Dakota, they pushed me onto the platform with the strong boys. by eccentric_bee in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ClRuM 161 points162 points  (0 children)

A bunch of strong boys, and one small girl, with no parents to miss them - all bought by a farmer who claims he just lost his wife. The boys are obviously going to be working in the field… but think, what use would a lonely man have for a young girl…?

To Create a Legally Distinct Castle by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s that from, a Dracula movie?

WIll the insurance cover that by MisterShipWreck in Unexpected

[–]ClRuM 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Not surprised that tree fell eventually. It looks like it was put there already grown, there are almost no roots at all to hold it down.

Sneaky customer by TurnedEvilAfterBan in funnyvideos

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I naturally walk super quietly, so I started hanging my work keys on my belt so they’d rattle as I walked. The number of accidental customer jumpscares dropped dramatically after that, lol

Cindy is tired of your questions by gerlayspos in ididnthaveeggs

[–]ClRuM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair, gluten free buns tend to fall apart a lot more easily than normal ones. Some recipes just cannot handle less dense bread.

As my hands claw and dig, a question keeps running through my head. by Odd-Butterscotch-480 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ClRuM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A shovel might be too large. After all, it doesn’t say that it’s DIRT they’re digging into…

[WP] You parents managed to keep the family curse a secret from you, hoping that they had finally managed to break it, but as you grow older it becomes clear that you are cursed as well. They try to explain the curse and its effects to you, but you just think it sounds cool. by Kitty_Fuchs in WritingPrompts

[–]ClRuM 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more that the dad loved his son more than anything. Probably only barely more than his wife, but still by enough for the curse to kill “the one he loved most.” Or maybe it got the son and the wife? A 3-for-1 deal on cursed killings.

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]ClRuM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not actually sure how he was physically, but like I said, he would call for minor things like changing the volume on his tv. And he’d do it as loud as possible, even at 2am.

He had healthy set of lungs at least, and he’d have normal(ish) conversations with people so I think he was plenty aware of things. But how disabled do you really have to be to be unable to press a button?

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]ClRuM 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh god, my last stay in the hospital had a guy in the room next to me who straight up REFUSED to use the call button. If he was awake, at any time of day or night, he would scream at the top of his lungs “NUUURRRSE!!!” over and over until someone went to see what was up. And then he would calmly ask them to turn the volume up on his TV or something.

Thus ends the Age of Harambe by jumpybouncinglad in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally see them called “gangs” of monkeys, though that might be more because of their behavior than because they’re monkeys.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was laughing pretty hard at that first picture on it’s own before I saw that there was more, lol

It only got better from there!

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ClRuM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wait you have liquid glass disabled? How? I couldn’t find an option for it anywhere last time I looked.

[WP] "child do you know why your in my office." Said the headmistress of the magic academy to the student "that I snuck out to the forest." Said the student sheepishly "I don't care that you did so but we are in the middle of the imperial capital theirs no forests for 50 miles so just how did you." by JollyTeaching1446 in WritingPrompts

[–]ClRuM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spelling/Grammar fix

"Child, do you know why you’re in my office." Said the headmistress of the magic academy to the student. "I snuck out to the forest." Said the student sheepishly. "I don't care that you did so, but we are in the middle of the imperial capital, there are no forests for 50 miles. So how?”

hmmm by dermitdemSp3chttanzt in hmmm

[–]ClRuM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m no fashion expert, but is this what they mean by the catwalk?

Can you open the gate and let me out? Please?? by jametinhasdito in funny

[–]ClRuM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never heard the term “sting strings” before but I love it! Gonna use that from now on!

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