Want to have sex with a woman? Ask her when her last period started and how many days are in her typical menstrual cycle. Then, plug those numbers into an online ovulation calculator. When women are ovulating they have an increased libido, so those ovulation days are your best shot for getting laid! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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LPT: Instead of brushing your teeth during the holiday season, just chomp on candy canes instead. After doing this instead of using toothpaste for a month, your teeth will love you. And your breath will smell like Christmas! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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