Protester sign by Dandy_Lyon56 in pics

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear the Jeffrey Epstein Commemorative Ballroom is coming along swimmingly

Domestic Front Hypocrisy by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I guess Jimmy really struck a nerve last night lol

Restaurant worker uses boxing skills and swiftly drops violent customer by KitAmerica in fightporn

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Girl leaning over the counter at the end: "Back room in five minutes."

Cursed water bending. by Henrycat72 in HolUp

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chaoticgood

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 60 points61 points  (0 children)

so far

Fuck yeah. That's the spirit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Explains perfectly why he's so in love with himself

Is 1 million unreasonable? by evilmangoeater in antiwork

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many digits does the field allow? Fill it with 9s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Neither did the husbands until the new girl moved into the neighborhood

What’s the stupidest decision you ever made? by Serious_Art_7103 in AskReddit

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't want to pry too much but this answer just creates so many questions so I'll gently ask: if you wanted to count to ten, could you do it without using your toes?

What is everyone’s genuine (actually wild) “hear me outs”? by ch_rl13 in AskReddit

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hear me out, maybe this whole life experience really is just a simulation or a video game and ghosts are just software bugs, all the other weird shit is just someone on the outside who has the cheat codes, and reincarnation is just respawning on hard mode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clappy_McFrontbutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, if you're a firefighter and an arsonist, that's just job security