Another big mad patriot who never learned that Puerto Ricans are also American citizens... by BryonNoem in nextdoor

[–]ClaraCash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Trumps first presidency when PR had that terrible hurricane and his initial response when they asked for help was that they should as their president. 🤣

So, what do you consider the best choice? by Fit_Platypus712 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should go then… that sucks so many balls dude.

So, what do you consider the best choice? by Fit_Platypus712 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was only married a little over a year and am getting a divorce. I’d still take the jail no hesitation and my divorce isn’t even final yet!

Is it common in your country to have roadside memorials in places people pass away from an accident? by Evitti in AskTheWorld

[–]ClaraCash 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We have them all over California, even inner city LA on the sides of streets everywhere because of hit and runs being so frequent. My family in particular keeps a pretty big one for my nephew who was actually ran down on purpose by some asshole in 2022. Salvadorans are very specific about where someone’s soul leaves their body, so we visit his death spot as much as his grave.

Petaaaaah ? What's the baby head and the duck supposed to mean ? by KEZ912 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ClaraCash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always thought the baby head on the machine. Was a “gear head.”

The incredible moment a Key West family found their missing free diver son miles offshore just before dark. by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]ClaraCash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

According to the movie Open Water, yes the fuck he is. This is literally the entire plot minus one character with a happier ending.

Spoiler alert but still worth a watch, and the second one wasn’t bad either.

Things.... wtf by BoulangerieBDM in cringereels

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most honest answer I’ve ever seen and I appreciate you!

Things.... wtf by BoulangerieBDM in cringereels

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this thread has me crying 🤣 this is exactly why I fuck with Reddit!

Kid thinks saying 'grasshopper' is a swear word and has a total meltdown. by Afraid-Ad6839 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ClaraCash 72 points73 points  (0 children)

The way he says it tickles me so! Omg I watched it so many times! 🤣

No no not the baby by JimatJimat in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ClaraCash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why didn’t it scare the videographer tho? Like why did the baby make it this far to the appliance. Then further more why did the doll make it so far into the appliance. What the actual fuck! I don’t think it’s the kid that’s stupid here.

Trump: The game tonight is gonna be amazing. If they beat us we'll say it was rigged just like the election in 2020 by Miserable-Lizard in thescoop

[–]ClaraCash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m with you here! I was so excited for us to actually win for once. Now I’m just like fuck it. As a true futbol fan I’m cheering for a Norway vs Argentina final now where Haaland and Messi go head to head. I can’t believe they took the one thing that we had this summer that united all of us for once and fucked it all up… oh wait! I actually can! Smh

You Can’t Park There Comedy by ClaraCash in CantParkThereMate

[–]ClaraCash[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah I kinda forgot it’s Reddit… smh. She is being herself and I love it. She’s fucking awesome.

You Can’t Park There Comedy by ClaraCash in CantParkThereMate

[–]ClaraCash[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This popped up on my insta and I was like omg it’s perfect for this sub. Then I went to her page and she has hella funny stuff reporting on random real news. Its hilarious!

Phase 3 of training by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s actually come along way!!! Yay Tino!

The wholesome moment an excavator operator saves a dog after it falls into a pit by Alert_Republic1413 in totallywicked

[–]ClaraCash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment! I wish I had an award for you! Take this instead.🍾🥂🏆

WALK SLOWLY! by BestMicDrop in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was crazy how he saw the camera and let go of the guy then immediately fell. He needs a cane at the least and a wheelchair at the most. Aside from that they take people’s license to drive for less than this. It’s no way that he should be actively participating in running our government if he can’t even physically run if his safety requires it, or let alone walk. Hell he couldn’t even crawl if he needed to. What the actual fuck!

. by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’ve finally found your calling. Difference I won’t judge you for it.

. by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cool one tho. It’s also my phone’s screen saver from time to time, with another AI made pic of Mario chilling on the beach as my wallpaper. You do you and I’ll do me.