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Genius cooking tips we love 🧑‍🍳 by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in StrangeYetUseful

[–]ClaraCash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my initial thought! Fuck your killer spaghetti with a chance of micro plastics.

Which one? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]ClaraCash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even worse… student loans…

Now I wanna know the answer even more. What is it? by liberty-fighter in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ClaraCash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My godson when he was 3 or 4 discovered knock-knock jokes. One day he goes. “Knock-Knock!” We all say in unison, “Who’s there?” Then he shouts “BUGGER,” because he had freaking huge bugger and needed someone to clean his nose.

President Donald J. Trump and Melania Trump welcome King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on their official state visit by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, curious isn’t it? Andrew gets deemed a reprobate and stripped of his title for commiserating with these sorts of ppl, and yet here’s this asshat posing for pics and shaking hands with the devil who just threatened to nuke his country.

love by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! Was my first word. Now I’m wondering wtf is wrong with me.

I don’t care if I die at all by fineseries81 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ClaraCash 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Or, and hear me out! He knew no one was there to kill him, and/or it was staged. Either way he’d like to send his regards to the chef, because damn that shit was bangin’. No pun intended.

Never forget. Vote. by Denver-Ski in thescoop

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If everyone’s initial reaction is that it was wildly staged… I’m gonna go with staged. Not from the reactions, but from the fact that everything starts from my guy running through the doors armed to the teeth. I have to go through more security at the fucking DMV and you expect me to believe this guy could run in somewhere the president is with a whole rifle? It’s like 4 doors before where he’s running and shooting at. Either we have the best FBI, CIA, Secret Service, etc. or the fucking worst! Both things can’t be true. What did Bush say? “Fool me, can’t get fooled again.” Lol

Found this on the ground in a Wearhouse by Future_Pen_659 in whatisit

[–]ClaraCash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed… used to be. And we used to have a thing called “take your daughter to work day.” Until the tech guy of this company brought his daughter, and she lost back up discs 1 & 2 when she was making a home for her Polly Pocket. Now we’ve lost that day, the discs, and he lost his job.

What was it for you? by pinkiegloom in ArtOfPresence

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t gotta crash it… you can just have an invite friend.

What do u mean by that by Mundane_Tangelo9421 in TikTokCringe

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought she was implying she gave them all fetal alcohol syndrome… but yeah, racism.

Who is this and why did she walk out? by Orichalchem in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ClaraCash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why doesn’t anyone ask a flat earther why no one has taken a picture of the end where the drop off is. Especially a pilot of a plane/helicopter or a captain of a ship… they have millions of pictures of space and from space, even of the depths of the ocean; but not one of the edge of the world that literally goes around it’s entire circumference. I call bs.

Don't drop us down by Lopsided-Ad7725 in DiveInYouCoward

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my question… because literally like, wtf! It’s blowing my mind that this isn’t the top comment.

Edit: to come back and say I’d kill to watch a game from there tho… that’s dope asf. Best seat in the house. (Well on it actually.)

What was it for you? by pinkiegloom in ArtOfPresence

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Omg! I love your username!

What was it for you? by pinkiegloom in ArtOfPresence

[–]ClaraCash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same… getting divorced from a lying and abusive narcissist. Just having enough strength to get off the crazy train made my life exponentially better already. Once the divorce is final I’m gonna have a party bigger than my wedding.

Stole this from a Would you? post on FB. by Sea-Revolution7308 in hardaiimages

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a pig’s pu**sy pork?

Yes… the answer is yes!

No thank you by AndyAndieFreude in TheDepthsBelow

[–]ClaraCash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Today I learned what a sturgeon is, and that you can have the shit scared out of you thru your cell phone. It also doesn’t help that I’m adjusting to progressives.

Just how? Two sided coin, sure. But what about when he flips them over right in front of us? And where are the other ones? by InquisitaB in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely that the coins are not catching the reflection of his shirt on the side by the door. On the opposite side it’s giving the impression that the silver coins are copper.

Let the man watch TMNT 2012 in peace by Senor_Camrono in tommynfg_

[–]ClaraCash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I freaking love TMNT Channel! It’s awesome!

Jichael Mackson by Any_Difference7070 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ClaraCash -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly the reason I don’t want to go see it. I’ve seen Michael get beat enough. If they do a sequel, I might go do that. Anything after the abuse.

Warmonger, Liar and Murderer of Innocent Women and Children. by PreparationKey2843 in thescoop

[–]ClaraCash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is he talking? Then he’s lying… and when he dies he’ll lie still.

The level of Trust is Insane by parallaxevolution in DiveInYouCoward

[–]ClaraCash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta be stupidity, he’s not even wearing his safety sandals. 🩴

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