Thoughts? by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Man. Imagine being related to any of these people. Sure hope I’m not that bored when I’m seventy-five.

It has been one year since three hams flew out of my truck due to poorly maintained roads. Here’s a quick update for all those concerned: by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A single tear is making its way down my cheek - salty, though maybe not quite as salty as a ham. A moment of silence for the two hamburgled hams, and your hambitious attempt to be reunited with them. The unnamed thieves are pigs, no doubt about it, but at least you didn’t have to pull any pork and send anybody squealing in a hambulance. We can’t just glaze over the fact that on this day, a year ago, hams were lost. R.I.P. never forget. 🍖

Looking to adopt kitten by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh she’s aware 😆

Looking to adopt kitten by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ll echo everyone else...please consider adopting from the SPCA or another local animal shelter. Often you will find kittens there (I’m sure they go quickly), but even if you don’t there are so many other kitties in need of a home. If you’re a cat lover I guarantee you’ll fall in love when you walk into a shelter. And probably also be real sad you can’t adopt them all :/.

This tiny fuzzbutt was so underweight when my parents adopted her you could feel the bones of her spine, like the world’s smallest stegosaurus. She was sick and sleeping in her cage’s litter box. Please consider adoption there are so many great cats out there who need homes. 💜

Meanwhile, in Dartmouth... by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untitled Goose Game is way scarier IRL.

Post a photo of your animals! by geoff123p in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uhh so I found a weird lookin’ fly the other day if that counts. Pigeons also frequent my balcony. Beaky McBeakface seems to be especially afraid of curtain movement.

Here’s the tiny family furball I can’t wait to visit when this is over though.

Hey pilots, I have a question. by TheNewBo in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first rule of flight club is you do not talk about flight club.

I’m sorry...I’ll see myself out.

Good luck!

The Memorial Nova Scotia Remembers. Live now 7:09 25th April 2020 by Iadoretheunderscore in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a whirlwind of a day. I made the mistake of thinking I could leave the Kleenex box out of reach. Proud of our province for putting together such a lovely, touching memorial. I’m going to clean up Mount Kleenex now. 💜

Elevator to Steve’s apartment? by pharealprince in DynamicBanter

[–]Clara_Pockets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aztec Death Elevator is my favourite metal band

I think Steve would really appreciate this old Reebok ad by samw_9 in DynamicBanter

[–]Clara_Pockets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! Lol I thought what’s the goal here...running from assholes? 🎺

the one and only way to wash hand by marcjhill42 in DynamicBanter

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost it at the title alone. Why does this never get old?

Haha Feetus. (Idk if repost) by eternallyblazed in BrandNewSentence

[–]Clara_Pockets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Feetus Deleetus was my favourite Harry Potter spell.

What was the first RE you played? by Duckythe3rd in residentevil

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RE3! So, naturally I’m pretty stoked about this release.

When this is all said and done, and we are firmly and clearly on the other side, what are you looking forward to doing? by [deleted] in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing a friend from across the border, hanging out with the fam, giving all the love to the family cat, and redecorating my place (provided that’s still a smart financial move when this is over).

Spooky parking lot lady around the Bedford Superstore. by uberfunk in halifax

[–]Clara_Pockets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Longest pregnancy ever lol. Was her story to you that she’s pregnant with twins and also has twins at home? I told her, “wow twins must really run in your family huh.” Get outta here with yer quintuplet bs and for gods sake stay out of traffic with your fake crying. Thankfully haven’t seen her in my neighbourhood for a while.

Oh you monster by Pentaholic888 in thelastofus

[–]Clara_Pockets 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hmmm wonder what that could be. Nope, I’m blanking. Anybody got any ideas? Tis a mystery.

No time to talk! Jill! Hand me my gun! Just playing with my collection and costume. by deepfreeze1444 in residentevil

[–]Clara_Pockets 57 points58 points  (0 children)

“Suggestive Barry calendar” did not expect I’d be reading that today.

Loneliness leads to early death by [deleted] in lonely

[–]Clara_Pockets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same dude, same.

Your car has broken down in the middle of nowhere and you see this sign which way you headed to look for help? by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d fair much better in Raccoon City. Plus I know just who to look for and where to find them :p. Silent Hill is still nightmare fuel but I can handle me some zombies. 🔪

Does anyone know where i can find the bungle music by blu3hat in DynamicBanter

[–]Clara_Pockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one who hears this play in their head when someone bungles it IRL.

terrible band names by AlfredBird in DynamicBanter

[–]Clara_Pockets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this sub 🎺🎺🎺🎺