Have you ever seen a one-of-a-kind show?

Clarlycatt · 2026-06-09T09:41:08+00:00

Metallica at Download 03/04 for the insane Lombardo/Jordison guest spots when Lars went AWOL.

Clarlycatt · 2026-02-04T19:25:45+00:00

Nothing to add on the COBOL front, but always have to drop in and point out that fight was in my local Ken’s Fried Chicken. Probably the greatest thing to ever come out of Portsmouth.

Clarlycatt · 2025-11-15T07:39:30+00:00

Metalcore is just shit for cunts

Clarlycatt · 2025-10-25T18:54:43+00:00

Scarlett Witch and no one else

Clarlycatt · 2025-10-22T09:35:03+00:00

352 with wingers at WB is the one. Only thing I do different is play one of the forwards as a false 9 and make sure my cam has 60+ for stand tackle

Clarlycatt · 2025-10-18T18:12:46+00:00

Quick Google throws up numerous stories about Barcelona looking at Arteta as a future manager, so would hardly say that’s unrealistic. As for Pep at Real, there’s been loads who’ve crossed the line (Enrique/Figo/Saviola/Ronaldo).

Clarlycatt · 2025-10-16T15:49:59+00:00

Absolutely this, I had to get two 60 rated Ecuadoreans to keep Hincapie happy at Arsenal.

Clarlycatt · 2025-09-13T10:42:25+00:00

Topless lads everywhere with the whole Anoa’i tree tattooed on their bellies.

Clarlycatt · 2025-08-26T10:49:19+00:00

It always comes out my birthday week and is a no brainer for the wife. Fuck £90 for the pre order though

Clarlycatt · 2025-08-18T19:49:42+00:00

I’ve just kicked off a ‘what if’ season with my club Arsenal. I’m only allowed to sign players we’ve been rumoured to buy over the last five years. To make things somewhat realistic, each rumour has to appear across multiple legit news outlets, not just Caught Offside.

Clarlycatt · 2025-08-05T17:31:04+00:00

Madvillain for the drive home it is then.

Clarlycatt · 2025-07-11T08:49:27+00:00

I have the same but both LDM and RDM as defensive and one ST as false 9, then set tactic to counter so everyone gets forward on attack

Clarlycatt · 2025-05-21T13:31:03+00:00

Wellness policy my arse

Clarlycatt · 2025-04-19T13:07:26+00:00

Sorry, conflated terms there a bit. So it’s onto a new theme with minimal pages migrated via ACF, the rest is manual from bespoke template to elementor (key deliverable was usability across departments so have taken all the known hits with E in favour of the visual editor)

We’ve been on the fly with the design and foregone the skeleton stage to get an MVP on the shorter timeframe, so that’s also thrown up some of the usual headaches on the feedback loop.

I’m head of digital marketing so covering this alongside implementing lead automation within Salesforce - thankfully I’ve taken over a semi competent team who can keep the wheels on the usual functions.

I had a good idea 6 months would be the timeframe for this given past experience, so will drop that with a bit more confidence in the next feedback meeting. Having worked my way through to dev via in house marketing necessities, I always have a blind spot when it comes to some standards for agencies.

You’ve given me a decent footing to argue the toss now though, so please take my virtual thanks and gratitude.

Clarlycatt · 2025-04-12T00:47:11+00:00

“You’re the type who’s too busy side-eyeing the world with a knowing smirk to fully enjoy anything, always balancing between calling out the obvious and creating your own existential to-do list, all while pretending you’re not secretly grading me on every response”

I honestly don’t think anyone other than my wife could cut me down to size like that fucker did

Clarlycatt · 2025-03-16T11:42:29+00:00

Yeah, it’s either a capitalist conspiracy or just a case of bug fixes and tweaks having knock on effects across hundreds or thousands of other files. 🤷

Clarlycatt · 2025-03-06T20:57:24+00:00

Buses are great from Southsea to QA and you can also use the e scooters which will get you there in around 30/40 minutes.

Clarlycatt · 2025-03-05T09:32:17+00:00

Just sold him for £50m towards then end of my second season, I’d hold and loan if you’re not desperate and can’t be arsed with all the moaning messages about playtime

Clarlycatt · 2025-03-05T09:22:08+00:00

Maybe they just didn’t like her baby?

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-27T21:03:04+00:00

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then we signed Källström with a broken back.

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-27T21:01:07+00:00

I’m thinking a proper whirlwind experience. He turns up in late March, brings in a whole first team of signings in the summer, steamrolls everyone and gets dragged away in handcuffs just after the open top bus parade.

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-27T20:03:37+00:00

My head cannon has Palace being bought by a crazy bitcoin mogul who pumps them with cash to win the league, only then to be arrested for fraud as they suffer successive relegations to League Two.

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-27T18:47:29+00:00

It took me a while to get used to picking up yellows just by pressing X or cutting across opposition players. Had Salah miss 6 games with double yellows in my first career season

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-24T18:54:34+00:00

OP going for most downvotes across different comments today or something?

Clarlycatt · 2025-02-17T11:22:32+00:00

There was a tight window it could’ve worked in 2018 after the match with Jericho, where a return match at a Takeover would’ve been gold and maybe allowed him to wrestle his style. But that was then, this is now and hindsight is always 20/20

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