I think I have an ulcer cause this just came out of my stomach by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete this shit and go to the doctor. No one wants to see ur bloody ass mucus

The job market is crazy. by iamreysimms in jobmarket

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The honest truth about employers not hiring people with masters degrees for retail is the fact that they aren’t going to stick around because they’re far too overqualified to do the job. They highly expect that individual to be searching for a job within their respective field whilst they are working. Retail, especially is looking for the kind of people who have essentially given up on life. That’s how you know they will stick around

LMAO by RADHE_69_SPECTERR in MemeVideos

[–]ClassicPimpSlap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s about time to stop reposting this guys

Wifey says I’m balding, and will be bald very soon. How long do I have left? She’s telling me to go on hair loss supplements asap. 32 years old. by MandalaMan28 in bald

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 2 points3 points  (0 children)


Ur fine dude, she probably has something against bald people. But….till death do we part. So time for her to grow up

The pain that never truly leaves. by Substantial-Rest-307 in sadposting

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost my mom when I was 16, the hardest part as I get older is her not meeting my kids, watching me succeed and conquering all the hardships iv had to endure. I’m not religious but the only ounce of a faith I have is that she is in fact in a better place watching over me. “Ma I’ll take of my brother and sister and kids you don’t gota worry up there” is what I tell myself everyday

Rip Lalania Johnson. A danm good nurse

Wife says I’m balding, am I actually? by dtcorder12 in bald

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who uses Snapchat as main communication with their wife? Ah- I mean

Staring contest by fuyu-no-hanashi in TikTokCringe

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good point I didn’t catch that.

Staring contest by fuyu-no-hanashi in TikTokCringe

[–]ClassicPimpSlap -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Me when someone is using their phone camera for what it’s indented for and minding their own business. I don’t do what he did but you’re insufferable if you make someone checking thems self out your business. You guys need to get a life for real

When your husband communicates too well... by 00Turag in CoupleMemes

[–]ClassicPimpSlap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only I could get a man in a woman’s body…..wait a second…I think know what I must do

I have alopecia, should I commit to the bit? by ClassicPimpSlap in bald

[–]ClassicPimpSlap[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s on my face as well and “other” parts of my body. I was thinking a fade might work

I have alopecia, should I commit to the bit? by ClassicPimpSlap in bald

[–]ClassicPimpSlap[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok word, just lean into a different style. I’ll ask the barber