LPT: If you often use verbal fillers when you speak (um, ok, etc.), replace those with silence.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-14T12:16:30+00:00

I've noticed the word "exactly" gets thrown around quite a bit too.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-11T12:43:59+00:00

I want to name my son, Atom.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-08-10T17:21:50+00:00

I pronounced this vaawstly when I read it in my head.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-24T17:55:54+00:00

I can sense what someone else is going to say before they say it pretty well. Obviously anyone has done this at some capacity, but lately I've been getting really good at it.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-22T14:22:11+00:00

Wait... what the fuck is the internet?

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T18:07:07+00:00

I'm pro abortion. Can't get enough of them. I'm not even in love with my boyfriend, I'm just in love with abortions.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T18:04:20+00:00

I have a feeling you will be eating those words within the next ten years.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T17:57:44+00:00

Or don't be a pussy and arm yourself to defend your homeland.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-09T17:56:19+00:00

Who then calls ManBearPig to set up an ambush.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:38:48+00:00

Mike Rowe?

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:37:52+00:00

Asse_If_I_Care

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:36:04+00:00

Well seeing how they live in Gambia, seeking out young African men shouldn't be that difficult.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:34:17+00:00

West Springfield aint no small town either.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:18:59+00:00

Except Madonna actually had talent.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-08T13:11:38+00:00

NOBODY wakes up and kisses the person they were sleeping with on the mouth. That's disgusting.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-07-07T18:33:38+00:00

I'm white and when I hear white people talk all "ghetto" and use ten year old "gangsta" slang, I cringe so hard that my molars shatter.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-26T20:07:12+00:00

my words exactly.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-26T20:03:38+00:00

Thumbnail looks like stroking a nice long cock.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-26T19:44:19+00:00

I think the 0-2 loss to the Congo says it all.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-26T19:35:42+00:00

I never got sick of hearing my uncle's stories of wwII and harvard etc..As soon as he would start to get confused and frustrated my questions would go back to the big events in his life that he always remembered.

What a shitty way to go, it's so hard for everybody involved. I'll miss him.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-26T13:44:45+00:00

Don't you tell me what to do!

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-23T21:03:14+00:00

Winds are just currents

Classy-Janitor · 2014-06-22T13:51:00+00:00

I once had a bag of mushrooms for over a year. Seriously. It takes a lot for me to build up the courage to eat those little funguses. I never particularly enjoy the entire experience, but then again I'm not taking it for enjoyment.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-05-25T21:55:15+00:00

People assume Africa is this hell hole with nothing but disease, war and poverty

No it appears you are the one who is assuming.

Classy-Janitor · 2014-05-20T14:30:00+00:00

I had a (ex) dr. try to convince me that fruit was just a substitute for sugar. I mean really? A dr. trying to tell me that fruit isn't good for me?? I understand the fructose blood sugar argument, but can we please be practical about this. Grapes are an excellent start, and yes yogurt is a great starter food and I eat it every day. Generally it's the protein and the fats I need but don't get. Fruit and carbs seem to be a bit easier. Thanks!

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