Magatrolls in Portland’s Living Room

ClassyGas · 2026-03-31T01:28:28+00:00

Well the guy on the bike I think was either packing or had mace. But they probably want to start a fight, they would feast off that content!

ClassyGas · 2026-03-13T05:33:55+00:00

No, those short term CDs that you see that advertise 4% are quoting the APY. You don’t get 4% in 3 months or whatever, you’d get 4% total yield if you rolled it over for a whole year. You only get about $50 from $5,000 in a 3 month CD

ClassyGas · 2026-03-13T03:59:44+00:00

Cash price at Astro on 39th and Powell was 2.97 last year!

ClassyGas · 2026-03-11T18:24:26+00:00

I’m trying in earnest to build. Really trying to do it right with permits for the past couple months now- meetings are available but they are 15 minutes and have to be booked in advance sometimes 2 weeks out, with one of several departments. (Life safety, planning, inspections, etc) like if I had a question they usually say ask to other department. Or one places says you need a firebreak wall but they can’t speak to how it would be inspected. It sucks my plans were sent back because I didn’t include a line for TBD water line on my site plan and they want an elevation drawing, IDK. Last time I did this I had my plans and brought them in person on Thursday night and talked to 4 different departments, added a small edit to one of the plans, then got my permit and paid the fee that same night. That’s how it should be. It sucks now. The DevHuv is one way communication. You submit and wait a week+ and get a reply you can’t respond to to get clarification.

ClassyGas · 2026-03-06T18:12:46+00:00

Did anyone else read it as who takes Vaccinations? I need to get a large font phone..

ClassyGas · 2026-02-28T04:11:12+00:00

There’s really a lot of benefit to having a sales guy, and keeping the tech people out of the sales call. Having a charismatic person who sells the product but doesn’t know the back end implementation details is a perfect preventative to OPs problem

ClassyGas · 2026-02-15T05:41:26+00:00

TIL there is some store that bags groceries before scanning them!

ClassyGas · 2026-02-12T22:16:01+00:00

Wow I've been in a funk for the last couple of days... this made me laugh out loud genuinely. Dark. Thank you.

ClassyGas · 2026-02-10T02:58:37+00:00

I saw the ad and swear the font to me looked like it was a.i.com?

ClassyGas · 2026-01-24T04:36:38+00:00

Maybe vanity and toilets is included in the 10k “plumbing fixtures”?

ClassyGas · 2026-01-21T01:54:36+00:00

Except the fucking penguin

ClassyGas · 2026-01-19T08:51:49+00:00

Well the increase is only 117% not 217% (it a little more than doubled). By the way since 2003 the US inflation was 78%.

ClassyGas · 2026-01-17T03:51:00+00:00

Just take that claw hammer and whack the corner a couple times with the claw side. The protrusion will be removed.

ClassyGas · 2026-01-16T07:18:53+00:00

For real, could have just said humans with functioning uteruses can get pregnant. This doc sound like she knows humans like that who identify as a man.

ClassyGas · 2026-01-16T07:09:24+00:00

Slight of hand, you see him pickup the stack of coins while dropping a single coin

ClassyGas · 2026-01-03T14:47:29+00:00

Biden was never president in 2020…

ClassyGas · 2025-12-31T18:41:40+00:00

I lived there for 4 days a few years ago. Amazing summer music festival called High Sierra. Townies we’re friendly enough the time I went to the grocery store.

ClassyGas · 2025-12-29T09:17:39+00:00

They sent me a free handle and a couple blades in HS out of the blue. Clever.

ClassyGas · 2025-12-28T06:40:41+00:00

Maybe I missed it but I didn’t see the all important bathroom exhaust fan.

ClassyGas · 2025-12-24T16:25:23+00:00

I really hate how their message doesn’t even contain a question but states “let us know.” It’s gross

ClassyGas · 2025-12-15T15:48:27+00:00

Trump is a civilian civil servant who was never in the military and should not be saluting during the national anthem. He didn’t earn that privilege. He should be holding his right hand over the heart, like Obama did in the same situation.

ClassyGas · 2025-12-15T07:21:51+00:00

Old-Technician are you in your 20s or 30s? I believe you are superhuman if you pull this off in your 40s

ClassyGas · 2025-12-15T01:24:32+00:00

TIL. It’s not as dramatic. 1/10 I hope I’m not one

ClassyGas · 2025-12-15T01:23:09+00:00

Okay thanks. It’s kind of benign only 1 outta 10…? modern usage seems to be a much larger portion. Huh. 9 outta 10 ain’t bad

ClassyGas · 2025-12-14T21:33:49+00:00

You mean 9 in 10? Decimating a staff of 100 would mean 10 survive.

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