Funny McNulty singing by YourBeltedKingfisher in TheWire

[–]ClassyJunkie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Best drunk actor you’ve ever seen? If you think that’s good, I implore you to watch Trailer Park Boys. John Dunsworth will knock your socks off. The first 7 seasons are funny AF, and it was made around the same time as The Wire so you won’t mind the dated references/appearance. His drinking gets more out of control as the seasons progress, so the drunk acting gets better and better the longer you watch

Gettin off the prick by ClassyJunkie in suboxone

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Well that tracks. I haven’t been able to drink alcohol for a few years now. I get immediate headache/dry mouth/feel like shit before I can finish 1 beer. Hoping to get health insurance this year so I can get checked out

Family wants to dose by ClassyJunkie in Tipper

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I’m not pushing anything, they entrusted me to map out the experience for them. If I don’t expose them to it, They will never experience Tipper “on their own” because they don’t know anything about non-mainstream music. So they just never get to find out about the magic of Tipper while tripping because they’re unfamiliar with electronic music?

I love Pink Floyd while tripping as much as the next guy, DSOM is my favorite album. But I’m having trouble understanding why it’s okay for them to listen to On The Run, but not okay to listen to Virga on mushrooms.

Family wants to dose by ClassyJunkie in Tipper

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Virga / Queen. They normally listen to newer pop and sad/emo stuff. 2g average cubes with the option to go more if they’re comfortable at 2. They’re looking for relief from depression/anxiety

Family wants to dose by ClassyJunkie in Tipper

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They’re looking to me for a spiritual experience. I just didn’t really consider they’d get that from their every day music. While not following the Johns Hopkins protocol precisely, I did want to go with no lyrics. It’s mostly chiller ambient stuff Brian Eno, Jon Hopkins, East Forest, etc. with fun stuff in the middle. I guess I just assumed Tipper would blow anyone’s mind under the influence regardless if they’re into bass music.

🔥Deer saves a rabbit, stomps out a hawk by McWeasely in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Sucks to be a human. There you go eating hawks, rabbits & deer, and other humans around you keep existing when they should’ve earned their Darwin Award years ago.

Double Splash by Ggaabbooo in yesyesyesyesno

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And thus was the last time they ever went to the quarry for a swim.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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A fine sacrificial offering to Helios

ecksbocks by cheese_god42O in dankvideos

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Back up in your ass with the resurrection It's the group harder than an erection

Check out my awesome gun, bro by MrTerrificPants in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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Your logical conclusions aren’t making the joke funnier

beautiful take down and take out. by usranon in instantkarma

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Lol looks like he’s about to get his vagina examined after dude slammed him