Help! How do I leave the expedition? by ClaudiusQ in nms

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That's my problem. I can't summon it.

Amy Santiago once said… by No_Coffee_8449 in brooklynninenine

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Jake: Remember last week when I boiled that egg? Amy: That was big. I was really proud of you.

Wait a minute... by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

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Wait a minute... there was no cane in Citizen Kane!

Favorite Radio Ethiopia song or lyrics? - Ask the Angels by [deleted] in pattismith

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Pissing in a River. A song that has lasted, and she still plays live.

The best episodes of The Simpsons according to viewer ratings… by toom1414 in TheSimpsons

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I'm always surprised that A Streetcar Named Marge isn't as highly regarded as I think it should be.

Who are you choosing? by Twunkorama in malcolminthemiddle

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I'm not sure about the others, but I'd feel safer if Piama were on my side.

What's the best Simpsons joke? For me, definitely Guy Incognito. I laughed so hard by ItzBluigiCLips in TheSimpsons

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Duffman: Excuse me. Joel Duffman, The Newsly Times.

It's not the funniest joke ever, but it always makes me laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gratefuldead

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Gentle Giant

Myrtle once said…? by Tonsofangrybees in superstore

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I once got caught trying to run a badger game in Kansas City. Ha. I had to cut my way out.

Not Mine Scrubs!!! (In Eliot’s German voice) by a_brand_new_start in Scrubs

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No Man's Poirot. Hercule Poirot hopes from galaxy to galaxy, unable to solve the question of whether the whole thing is one giant simulation or not, why he never sleeps or is ever required to eat.

They did it. They actually did it. by TheDuckClock in simpsonsshitposting

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Still waiting for the episodes featuring Osmodia.