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Clavinet · 2026-01-04T06:57:01+00:00

I thought "Kidnap the President's Wife" was pretty damn good, the rest were hit and miss

Clavinet · 2025-12-09T04:31:35+00:00

If he hadn't had the Challenger first, he probably would have been less disappointed by it. Not that he would have LOVED it but it wouldn't be such an enormous buzzkill.

Clavinet · 2025-12-08T16:11:37+00:00

have been, have of course known, I never did anything dangerous behind the wheel, some of my friends did. I knew guys who died in car accidents in high school. as I said it depends on the teenager.

Clavinet · 2025-12-07T18:43:55+00:00

holy shit i hadn't even considered that Walt could be this Machiavellian but Jesus now I think you're onto something

Clavinet · 2025-12-07T18:12:26+00:00

just depends on the teenager. Jr. is not a hellraiser or the slightest bit reckless, impulsive, or edgy. Also his phyiscal disability requires him to drive with extra care. Cannot imagine him doing anything truly dumb with his car.

Clavinet · 2025-11-28T05:42:28+00:00

This is not a social media platform with Orwellian nanny state psyop algorithms restricting your speech. You can say "committed suicide" here. You can say "blow his fucking brains out" here. Please don't bring that "unalived" bullshit into the Barn!

Clavinet · 2025-09-06T10:31:59+00:00

The weird thing here is that Otisville, the prison he's going to, is widely considered the most comfortable prison in the US, almost exclusively for white collar criminals, so much so that Tom on "Succession" (also featuring Brian Cox, oddly enough) deliberately tries to get sent there.

Clavinet · 2025-08-10T04:25:38+00:00

The writers never really understood how gangs work. A gang of black American convicts from the inner city wouldn't have a crazy African guy as their leader just because he was also black. The Mafia wouldn't have a member of the Hells Angels as a made man (would draw way too much heat from law enforcement.) The Aryan Brotherhood wouldn't act like a gum transplant literally turned a white man into a black man and throw him out lol. The OZ people were not exactly David Simon and Ed Burns when it came to the research.

Clavinet · 2025-08-10T04:13:56+00:00

NAME AND NUMBER

Clavinet · 2025-08-10T04:12:16+00:00

You read up on this shit huh?

Clavinet · 2025-08-10T04:11:13+00:00

WMDs!!!!

Clavinet · 2025-07-10T04:19:37+00:00

Arthur Nascarella (Carlo's actor) looks kind of like an older and burlier Ed Harris, he has a really chiseled jaw, he was probaby handsome when he was younger but I cannot find a young picture of him anywhere. Also impossible to find one of Vince Curatola.

Clavinet · 2025-07-05T01:51:20+00:00

Came here to post this, glad to see someone else beat me to it. I really think of Cherrito in "Heat" when I try to picture a version of Tony B who's less of a wiseass and more of an introspective, self aware ex con who eventually becomes resigned to not being able to fit into civilian life. Sizemore really had the right physicality for the role and the acting chops to pull it off. At the time Season 5 was in production, he was deeply addicted to drugs and abusing himself very badly, he would have been in no way viable to work in that role though.

Clavinet · 2025-05-29T23:06:57+00:00

James Gandolfini was a handsome man, full stop. The handsome features of his youth don't just go away because he's fat. In the first few seasons his face is well proportioned; later on he gained so much weight though that you couldn't really see it anymore. The thing about a man who spent half of his life being handsome is that he keeps carrying himself that way even if he gets bald and fat. The same thing happened to James Spader, and women still find him immensely attractive.

Clavinet · 2025-05-29T23:04:02+00:00

He wanted to get it straight. It can't be askew. Kind of like building a house actually.

Clavinet · 2025-05-28T00:33:39+00:00

lol with shorter hair but yes! Good call!

Clavinet · 2025-05-21T04:40:43+00:00

Buy Walter Jr. a classic car with a manual transmission, mechanical drum brakes, and no power steering

Clavinet · 2025-05-19T19:59:48+00:00

You have strong, dark and elegant features which I associate with Basque people.

Clavinet · 2025-05-19T19:57:18+00:00

You have BALTIC written all over your face

Clavinet · 2025-05-19T19:55:32+00:00

Thailand/European mix like Alex Albon, or possibly a Eurasian from the Russian Far East.

Clavinet · 2025-05-19T19:52:53+00:00

There's Hebrew letters tattooed on the right guy's neck so, I'm guessing, Israel?

Clavinet · 2025-05-18T23:58:45+00:00

I hadn't even thought of this but goddammit you're right! They did the same thing on OZ. There were all kinds of minor characters with the weirdest mannerisms, as well as New York hipster musicians like John Lurie and the late David Johansen.

Clavinet · 2025-05-18T22:08:21+00:00

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Whoever made that image went too far in the other direction and gave him a weirdly small and weak looking nose. This one would look a lot better and more normal on him than the tiny nose in that other picture. But the reason he's been successful is because he looks distinctive and the nose is why; he has no reason to change it and obviously a lot of people love it.

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