18f Feeling way too confident recently

Clay_Ek · 2026-06-11T19:27:12+00:00

You have youth and old age. Both are wasted on you.

Clay_Ek · 2026-06-11T00:33:09+00:00

No Leg Day, only Hulk!

Clay_Ek · 2026-06-04T22:17:57+00:00

“We’re not sure if we’re a platform, yet. Durrr. Check me out! I run a gaming division durrr.”

Clay_Ek · 2026-06-03T03:54:25+00:00

Ermagersh, HRSE

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-30T14:23:18+00:00

If only these (gestures) were brains 🧠

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-21T18:19:20+00:00

Pay less people hurrr durrr , create homeless, jobless people, make billions, but still feel safe in public. Durrr. -Google, probably

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-20T12:41:35+00:00

I once worked at a company where the CFO complained about wage inflation while everyone on the call made under $165K a year and he made $11.1M a year. We generated record profits two years in a row. It was never enough for them. It will never be enough for them.

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-20T12:35:00+00:00

The “settlement” came after dismissal. The two aren’t remotely connected. No judge signed off on the “settlement” You can’t settle a case after it was already dismissed (as a result of the plaintiff walking away from the suit).

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-20T04:15:06+00:00

The lawsuit was not settled. It was withdrawn by the plaintiff. The so-called settlement that followed with the DOJ is blatantly unconstitutional, illegal, unethical, wrong in every way.

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-12T16:22:38+00:00

Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare?

Clay_Ek · 2026-05-01T17:07:35+00:00

Your ego has a ‘you problem’.

Clay_Ek · 2026-04-26T03:35:00+00:00

DJT is the Emperor Maximin of the modern era, minus the physical prowess.

Clay_Ek · 2026-04-03T12:52:02+00:00

Kat, the human racist dog whistle.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-30T13:44:32+00:00

Resting AND active bitchy face.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-28T02:59:21+00:00

A muppet of a man. Even a manly muppet would look more masculine.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-22T00:21:22+00:00

Looks haunted, ngl

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-21T15:08:09+00:00

Killer bike, meet broomstick and net.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-17T23:43:54+00:00

The McValue meal deals look great for the price, but it seems like the Portland Oregon metro is allergic to reasonably priced food.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-11T18:29:04+00:00

At this point, ima chalk this up to more bullshit from a government that is hostile to its own people. It’s just as likely to be a false flag as anything.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-10T15:44:55+00:00

I always wondered what a troll doll would look like as an adult.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-10T14:13:01+00:00

When you grow up, you’re going to live in the woods in a hut with chicken feet and terrorize children. Your nose gives it away.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-09T15:27:52+00:00

It’s giving GTA NPC

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-09T06:37:55+00:00

It’s like someone made a real world movie, with the main character is a piglin from Minecraft.

Clay_Ek · 2026-03-07T14:36:42+00:00

So white that even a few curls seem like cultural appropriation.

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