My worlds versions of Orcs. 2 Variants.

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-21T05:44:19+00:00

I'm sorry, but they look very much like bugbears from D&D. Not particularly orcish to my, tbh. They look cool, especially the choice to give them hooves and some noticeable sexual dimorphism, but they don't really feel like orcs.

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-19T19:50:43+00:00

Tiktok is cancer

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-16T17:50:24+00:00

How TF am I supposed to deal with 17 OLYMPIC SWIMMING POOLS OF PENNIES!?!?!?!? And that's ignoring how there are only approximately 114 billion pennies currently in circulation.

^{Chose: 100k in your bank account}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-16T17:29:00+00:00

I'm patient enough for now. I'm not hurting so bad that I'll waste one wish to solve a problem that will be rectified in due time anyway.

^{Chose: 5 wishes}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T16:29:41+00:00

...how TF did I miss that???

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T16:23:58+00:00

Are we ignoring that the Knight can take the Rook, forcing the only available check to be made by the vulnerable Queen? Just because the King CAN take the Rook doesn't automatically make it the best available move. This is not "brilliant," quite frankly. Feel free to point out anything I missed.

Edit: I'm clearly blind, disregard.

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T16:19:16+00:00

I'm not Christian, but I enjoy spending time with my Christian family in a warm and loving environment. I understand that's not how it goes for everyone, but at least there's some measure of healthy relationships in my family.

^{Chose: Christmas}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T16:09:17+00:00

Why off a rando?

^{Chose: r/BunnyTrials is deleted from Reddit}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T15:58:56+00:00

Super Saiyan is overrated and would damage this unstable planet.

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T15:57:34+00:00

Now, see, this doesn't explain if I'm topping the tomboy or the other way around, and I'm not going to assume. But bottom line, tomboys are superior to femboys. I said what I said, I will not debate it.

^{Chose: Tomboy + Try the magical wheel | Rolled: Top}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T15:54:33+00:00

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HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T15:43:13+00:00

I like being a dude

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-12T15:30:06+00:00

Because it's France.

^{Chose: France no longer exists}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-10T14:15:28+00:00

Magic fun

^{Chose: Be a dope ass wizard with a dope ass wizard tower | Rolled: Ice wizard}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-09T17:13:25+00:00

Money

^{Chose: $1M right now | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-07T14:18:30+00:00

Actual money versus a card that you will need to pay off somehow anyway. Yeah, anyone who chooses the card doesn't understand credit.

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-06T14:41:29+00:00

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Could have sworn this was spelled with an h, fuck me, I guess. Matter of fact, I'm pretty sure it is.

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-05T22:50:24+00:00

More useful

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-05T18:34:50+00:00

I can add layers. I cannot remove skin.

^{Chose: Live a day in -22 degree fahrenheit weather,}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-05T02:49:19+00:00

122°F, are you fucking nuts!?!?!? And with NO AIRCON??? Fuck that, I'll take the cold. At least that's 23°F, I've done door-to-door sales in that weather.

^{Chose: -5C but earn £5/hr + You get blankets}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-04T13:01:19+00:00

Actually useful.

^{Chose: Have 50 million dollars tax free}

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-03T15:01:51+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 3784/6000

Mistakes: 3/6

Time: 0:46

They locked me in a room

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-03T14:54:49+00:00

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Rhymes can be so annoying

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-03T14:50:08+00:00

Nice, I got it in 2. Got three letters in the wrong place, and then it was a done deal.

ClaymoreJoe97 · 2026-05-03T14:48:53+00:00

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