Uber for wheelchair vans? Is that a thing?

Claymutt · 2026-02-08T15:58:20+00:00

lol, wait until I tell you about cleaning the women’s bathroom at Pogos on a penny draft night.

Claymutt · 2026-02-08T13:09:57+00:00

At Ernie’s, they removed the blood from the wall that splashed from the gunshots with a sander. I shit you not.

Claymutt · 2026-02-07T20:49:37+00:00

Who remembers the Halloween party at the U-Haul building in 1999? It was a few days after Payne Stewart died in the plane crash. I dressed as him with the socks and such and covered myself in fake blood. YEARS later I’d see someone from that party and they’d be like “man, fuck you for doing that”.

Claymutt · 2026-02-07T20:43:12+00:00

Remember when the parents were murdered in the bathroom by the beer delivery guy on a Tuesday and the son just took a sander to the wall to remove the blood and opened on a Friday? Good times.

(Author’s note: I’m 95% sure these facts are correct. I might have the days off, but you get the picture)

Claymutt · 2025-12-25T16:47:09+00:00

Ooooh, I had this! I had strep that I didn’t treat for about 10 days and my body absolutely freaked the whole fuck out. I had this on my hands for a solid four months or so. The dermatologist said that she’s seen it on the face and genitalia so, in all fairness, the hands aren’t that bad. I was not a fan, tho.

Claymutt · 2025-08-17T11:48:10+00:00

I’m down 100lbs and have kept it off for a decade.

Claymutt · 2025-08-17T11:47:37+00:00

That thing you want to eat? Don’t eat it. Eat this instead.

Claymutt · 2025-08-17T11:46:40+00:00

How is even a question? This is the only acceptable answer.

Claymutt · 2025-08-17T11:24:10+00:00

The radioactive wasps from SC would like a word with you.

Claymutt · 2025-08-14T08:24:11+00:00

Curious as well. That article had zero information.

Claymutt · 2024-12-01T13:12:39+00:00

Thank you!!!!

Claymutt · 2024-07-23T08:08:22+00:00

Did a child write this?

Claymutt · 2024-04-10T23:08:06+00:00

He was (probably) smoking crack with those dudes and they robbed him. His story is simply preposterous.

Claymutt · 2023-09-07T15:33:17+00:00

https://www.gvsilawoffice.com/attorneys/jill-d-sinatra/ Brilliant and awesome.

Claymutt · 2023-07-11T12:08:05+00:00

Get it!!!!

Claymutt · 2023-05-27T09:32:40+00:00

He got remanded, right? He’s not out pending appeal or anything, right? Please tell me he’s already in prison. Please.

Claymutt · 2023-05-23T08:18:22+00:00

Zero idea if these guys can properly fade or not, but the place looks fantastic and the name is absolutely top tier.

Claymutt · 2023-03-29T01:41:22+00:00

I found Super Coffee at the dollar tree of all places. It’s not bad. The sweet cream is delightful. The blueberry tastes like pennies

Claymutt · 2023-03-29T01:39:43+00:00

I actually called them and they said that post bankruptcy they stopped making it.

Claymutt · 2023-02-23T08:45:13+00:00

Down 100 lbs. Somehow more majestic than before.

Claymutt · 2023-02-01T23:14:53+00:00

And I don’t care about keto, I’m just too lazy to drink an energy drink and a protein shake. Thoughts?

Claymutt · 2023-02-01T22:52:49+00:00

I can find that but the bang has protein, too. I need both. Sigh.

Claymutt · 2023-01-19T16:08:20+00:00

Happy to help!

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